I am terrified, he’s on top of Isles now
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No good sir that right there is a dragon
This white eyes didn’t swim over a waterfall, so this is closer to a beached shark.
Why would it have to swim over a waterfall?
All it has to do is never skip leg day and get utterly fabolous legs
morock darwin actually wrote a theory about this…
magikarp lore!1!!!1!
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Don’t magikarps evolve if they hit the ground too hard?
Makes you think what psycho went there smashing pokemon into ground to see if it makes them evolve
I swear if you take any bit of that phrase out of context I will shove dynamite sticks up your asses and send you to mars a different way
I’m imagining billions of years from now, giant red magic infused people are gonna be pissed that they have to pay taxes because this stupid fish decided to walk
Gardevoir fans:
gardevoir mid, morock better 
I went away for like, 2 days, why are we talking about Attractiveness of POKEMON?! 
Hey! Did you know-
i am sorry john moment
Oh my god this is the only npc of the Epicenter
that, and morock of course.
I was thinking more like two buff-ass human legs just slapped near its tail
It walks quadripedally but with only two legs