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also the model bcoz why not
when the lightning user kills it. Can I eat it?
Perhaps
Lightning is over 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit, enough to cook white eyes, and since we can only eat about 4 pounds of food. By comparing the white eyes and the megalodon, this shark would be about 227,510 pounds so he’ll surely say yes. You can eat it.
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you forgot the magic radiation lmao 
fuck
magic radiation? what that gonna do, it’s not normal radiation. It doesn’t affect people who just take a dip in the ocean.
fair enough ig, i assuming human in AU has aytleast some resistance toward magic radiation since they didnt die from it when Duzra and Theos attacked
Yeah!
guys look at his teeth tho
mans been eating uranium or some shit
you idiot
thats what happens if you brush your teeth 2 times a day, use floss, and mouthwash
no uranium required
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Magic radiation must be fluorine cause those chompers are glitstening
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you meant to say 3 times a day.
sure 2 or 3
his teeth are glowing he cleans them so well. He probally uses a mechanical toothbrush
I was going to ping Mako because I remembered he had white eyes as his pfp. I find out that he changed both his pfp and his username. Then I find out he got LEADER? Since WHEN?
… dad…? is that you? Where have you been. Father I missed you.
It’s ok…he’ll come swim back…one day
that lightning user should be careful not to hit water-