Why is Everything Among Us?

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING AMONG US
THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE, LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS AMONG US
Like, this literally cannot be a coincidence anymore
We have a Nebula that LOOKS KIND OF SUS (Boomerang Nebula)
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There was an Egyptian God (Mehjed), with literally no information surrounding it apart from some old texts and THIS
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JESUS. HIS NAME IS LITERALLY “HE’S SUS”. THE FUCKING
THE LAST SUPPER, THERE LITERALLY WAS AN IMPOSTER THERE


There is a POKEMON NAMED AMOONGUSS, WHICH WAS FIRST MADE YEARS BEFORE AMONG US CAME OUT.
IT’S POKEDEX ENTRY SAYS THAT ITS PRIMARY WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO BE AN IMPOSTER AND DISGUISE ITSELF AS A POKEBALL ???
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THE FUCKING SRI LANKAN LANGUAGE IS LITERALLY JUST AMONG US

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THE FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS AT MCDONALDS
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HOW ARE THERE THIS MANY INSTANCES OF AMONG US?? HOW
THIS CAN’T JUST BE A COINCIDENCE ANYMORE, THERE’S NO WAY THERE’S THIS MUCH OF IT
LIKE, WHAT???

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I’M GOING TO GO FUCKING CRAZY
OUR FINGERNAILS ARE LITERALLY AMONG US

THE FIRST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET IS KIND OF SUS

CRYING ANIME GIRL EYES ARE AMONG US

???

(unclear body)

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the sus pokemon is nice

fun fact:

amoonguss is one of my top favorite pokemons

( and no not because of the stupid ass among us joke, amoonguss is genuinely an awesome pokemon in competitive with a lot of supportive tools in it’s belt, not to mention being a very good redirector in rage powder along with having fantastic bulk to keep it alive.

It’s shaped like friend too :slight_smile: )

this is kind of suspicious ngl

this is extremely dubious and suspicious indeed :face_with_monocle:

You’re going insane

Take these meds that totally won’t worsen your eyes so you don’t see among us among us anymore.

ok so you only like it cause it’s meta huh real cool

ok valid

I mean hey man that’s what us meta sweats do :shrug:

honestly I should try making a competitively viable pokemon team consisting of pokemon that are shaped like friens :))

among us will be remembered for years to come, and there is NOTHING you can do about it
get comfortable, its gonna be a long couple decades

Among us wont ever die would it?

dead joke cringe :sleeping::sleeping::sleeping:

i like how the internet has just developed a cycle of going from “amongus isn’t funny and is dead” to “amogus sus” memes like every 6 months

the circle with 2 legs

Fish:Wait it’s all among us?
Always has been.

This post is among others, and overall, pretty sus.

forum.

so who’s gonna tell him about the muzzle of a M1911

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Just realized that I have an entire folder of among us photos and haven’t shared them

I'm so sorry for this

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