Why is Theos' life so pathetic?

THEOS:

  • Probably a perpetual virgin since he definitely didn’t smash Ashley and he’s been scared of women since she died.

  • Mutates Phoenix magic from crying too hard.

  • Gets destroyed by Durza the first time, a wizard with no formal education whatsoever and at a point where he wasn’t even that strong yet. Wins the second time, but still manages to fuck up and allows Durza to nuke the world.

  • All his friends are dead, so he’s now an ultra depressed old hobo who just sails the sea helping people. Meets MC, an amnesiac rando with an abnormally high power level and immediately tells them to prove themselves to him by murdering 5 people on the island.

  • After the player kills 5 people, he then gives them a dagger and a boat and just fucks off, not considering once that the player could:

    • not know how to ride a boat
    • die in the fight that he definitely knew about
    • have been evil and used their newfound weapons to go kill some people
  • Before fucking off, he tells MC to go do something for them in this other island over there that is bordered by this massive, dangerous sea. Knows that the lost confused amnesiac whose first human to human interaction besides the zombies in the island is with him will probably comply.

    • This “thing” by the way is killing a dangerous dark wizard who could probably kill MC, no it doesn’t matter if Theos felt that MC could do it, why tho???
  • Defeats undead Prometheus but dies due to his injuries even though he has fucking Phoenix Magic like how the fuck??? Maybe he was just done with life? I call bullshit.

  • MC eventually ends up cleaning up everything anyway, so Theos’ only significant contributions to the plot are being part of the fight that wiped out 80% of the world and meeting the player. That’s it.

So Theos is basically a depressed 500 year old virgin whose only reason for living is fighting some edgy loner wizard who is the embodiment of the Power Parasite trope, and he doesn’t even get to do that because the MC has to MC. He just gets murked by one of his goons before giving the MC a speech and dying.

The MC then proceeds to destroy Zeus who killed both Theos and Cursebeard, and beats Durza so fucking hard that he ragequits and kamikaze’s himself. MC doesn’t even get badly injured, just fatigued. Literally just gets a fucking fever lmao.

Again, the only significance Theos had in the entire plot is meeting the Player and being involved in a near extinction event. The only two good endings for him I can think of is:

  1. Dying at the hands of Durza before he threw the blast, or

  2. Retiring before the events in the third sea and letting Peacekeeper take care of it. Probably would’ve resulted in a weaker Peacekeeper because no pain of death bs but Peacekeeper will still be stupid strong anyway. Later, when Peacekeeper was done, they can go live together until Theos croaks or something.

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if his life is pathetic, who are you?
Henry VIII?

The man who fucked your mom.

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  • Theos had kids and grandkids
  • Mutating the Third Mind needs something extremely tragic so eh
  • Durza ran away like a bitch the first time
  • fuck them wizards
  • if the PK killed 5 people, then PK wouldn’t have a problem with more people, but the riding a boat is true
  • No comment about Doom Island
  • Id say it’s pretty impressive to kill an undead god way past your prime and old, dying out makes sense to me here

It is depressing granted, but he’s not irrelevant at all

great
now dad, please pay over 16 years of pension that you never paid

N O

din know but makes sense ig, they still dead tho

proof? also ew cliche af

durza is generally a massive bitch
every time he loses he either blows up something or runs away
reminds me of frieza

also his devil fruit curse is the most bitch made curse in the entire lore, you literally just yoink people’s powers, leave them defenseless and then beat them to death since they can’t really do shit at that point.

telling a confused amnesiac of undetermined age to “pretty please go kill those wizards for me” is generally a trash thing to do to tbh, him being strong isnt my point

its still retarded
he has phoenix magic

also yes he is irrelevant literally the contributions I listed are his only significant contributions, he literally only exists for the Peacekeeper and dies when his use hs expired.

Theos definitely weakened the shit out of Prometheus before falling because there’s zero chance that a third sea PK could solo a fucking god who not only created sea curses but became more powerful then the 9th unknown even if being undead weakened him.
He also trained the PK a bit

Whats with the Phoenix magic? You think he can heal himself with it or what

Prometheus beats Theos
Arthur beats Prometheus
Zeus beats Arthur
PK beats Zeus

Idk man…

if you’re going by the game levels then not that much since most of their growth would occur in the fourth to the seventh seas anyways

???
Why the fuck wouldn’t it? It’s a literal phoenix
Also the wiki speaks as though it can heal idk if its official or not

If it doesn’t heal that’d be the most retarded thing
Is it just a reskinned version of fire?

The PK was a weak shit during the third sea and only really peaked in power in the 5th and 6th seas when they unlocked their full potential or some bull shit

Prometheus was also stronger then Cursebeard but it was under “special conditions” that cursebeard beat prometheus’s not undead state

The fact that theos even stood a chance against a guy more powerful then Zeus is impressive

Don’t see no special conditions in the lore.
Actually, Prometheus was more than peak strength during when he got shit on by Arthur since he was absorbing all that Aurem. I don’t even fucking know how or why it should even be possible for a human to grow strong enough to kill a god but it happened and somehow Prometheus and all the gods just sat there deadpan as Arthur grew stronger because they’re retarded.

False, Prometheus stronger than Zeus. He killed Zeus I think.
Somehow Zeus beats Arthur though… I guess old age is a bitch or whatever.
Either that or Prometheus was weaker when fighting Theos which is even sadder

oh i thought he mutated his phoenix magic into arcturus thus losing the healing capabilities of his in exchange for more power or whatever. but it being his third mind is neat probably screwed the phoenix magic mind when he mutated or smth and couldn’t heal

or the fact he was burning himself away idr.

Wtf is Articus? Is that canon?

i spelled it wrong

this magic

It can heal, but Theos can’t heal himself with it from what I know

and if he could, he would’ve been too beaten/tired after Prometheus to heal himself

is it canon?
that’s the webcomic wiki correct?

Tech confirmed it was under special conditions

Yes that’s what I said