or just roll a nat 20
A nat 20 doesn’t necesarily work if the dm says so. I use nat 20s as adding an extra 20 so its 40 plus any bonuses.
In combat it hits as a crit.
hmmm well i like a challenge…
but if i want an easier to obtain but still really absurdly overpowered companion that makes all beholders and litch kings in a 100 meter radius shit their pants in fear what else can there be?
Go tame Tiamat.
summon a demon
isn’t tiamat evil…?
i mean i am hewo i wanna save the world and stuff 
mmm Bahamut works to.
who is dat
The Platinum dragon or metallic dragon god. Tiamat’s lawful good brother.
cast dominate monster
hmm he sounds important.
i mean i respect that and like i would probably just make friends with him and have him in my contacts.
not really a pet but like whenever i need him most or whenever he has time to hang out then yea
like i pull out some magic equivalent to facetime and be like “hey man wassup wanna help us kill ur evil sister?”
He’d say no. He still loves Tiamat but doesn’t like her methods.
anyways gtg. goodnight
actually what if i just make a horde of all of the animals and creatures in the world 
so everywhere i go i always have a few friends to fight beside me (either new ones or some that decided to tag along)
okay gn
“do u wanna help us beat up ur sister into submission and then imprison her forever lol”
screw it if i can’t win with raw power i will win with numbers
dnd but i treat it like a tower defense and make an army of multiple units with different skills
wait is that an enemy or friend i made
(actually the more i think about it this kinda sounds like kirby star allies)