that makes no sens-
oh i see
actually im gonna nerf myself and say i can only tame anything that’s not chaotic evil
so like majority of things but no super evil stuff
eh as long as it’s not the incurable “i kill puppies for fun” moral then i can influence them to the right direction 
- It’s not immune to Ice
- The magic council should just use self-explosions instead.
- The magic council will still die
- nobody cares because the grand navy is being added
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actually jesus imagine how crazy that can get lol
final battle against like tiamat and all tiamat sees is this giant horde of small people and the occasional large golem with some tiny mf leading this army
like, if not thousands maybe millions of creatures with demons in there!
wait a minute
beholders are lawful evil.
holy shit man this is really overpowered i like it
I’m back. Tiamat Can just kill like all of the front lines instantly with her breath weapon.
Beholders refuse to work with anyone except themselves and only if it benefis them.
me and the heavy artillery in the back i will put goblins and kobolds as like disposables
“if you guys help us restore peace to the world i’ll make sure you get a lot of gold”
kobolds serve dragons. Tiamat is the evil goddess of chromatic dragons. All the chromatic dragons would be on her side
I don’t think beholders care bought gold. They also hate each other.
goblins it is.
i guess for training purposes i have to kill every kobold i see
wait why does that sound wrong isn’t my persona like part kobol-
agh whatever i defy the laws of physics hahaa
“mfs yall better work together worst case ima just seperate yall”
They will kill you. Beholders don’t work with others they only command others. Must are introverts who hide in caves. Some actually do things like Xanathar.
aw well.
well i guess…
hmmm…
do fairies exist…?
the feywild exists. I wouldn’t trust anything there though.
yes fairies exist
oh.
man i need some sort of powerful backlines
goblins and golems are nice but they can’t hold for long
could just use magic to control them