Listen up, sailors of the War Seas 
, it’s been 47 minutes 
since I last sailed in Arcane Odyssey 
, and I can already feel the woke waves crashing over me! 
Vetex used to be about epic battles 
, magic clashes 
, and building the ultimate ship to dominate the Dark Sea 
, but now? NOW?! 
They’ve gone full-on WOKE! 
I logged in to fight some pirates 
, but instead, I’m getting a lecture from an NPC about “cultural representation” in Ravenna 
—bro, I just want to loot some chests 
, not attend a diversity seminar! 
My ship attachments? They’re now “sustainable” and “eco-friendly” 
because apparently, sharks have feelings too?! 
I can’t even use my strong swivel guns 
without a pop-up reminding me to “check my privilege” for hunting sea creatures! 
And don’t get me started on the new character creator 
—there’s 47 gender options 
, but I still can’t get a decent beard for my warlord build! 
The forums are in chaos 
, people are saying Savant builds are “oppressive” because they’re too versatile 
, and now every boss fight has a cutscene about “breaking systemic barriers” 
instead of, you know, FIGHTING! 
I’m losing my mind out here 
—give me back my non-woke Arcane Odyssey where I can blast sharks 
and pillage islands 
without a moral lesson! 
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE 
, THE WOKE TIDE IS SINKING OUR SHIPS! 
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Fun fact to really think about, Ravenners make up 50% of the population of the Bronze Sea but are responsible for 100% of all mayor hostage situations.
It’s just those dirty Tiberians
I aint reading all that
Shorten it to 2 sentences max
I live in Tiberia, any problems?
I want to die after reading this (
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