WoM Theories: Part 1 - Children

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WoM Theories - Part 1

I was roaming the World of Magic with a thought in my head: where are all the children?
Well you might be wondering why is this such and important thing to talk about?
To that I say, what is a good game without children to harass and bully with your godlike power? I digress, and now to the theory.

What the fuck happened to the tiny twats?

As you can see, most NPC’s in the world look like their in there 20-35 y/o, but you never find anyone looking like a child let alone the size of one. This brings up 2 questions: Where are the children, and who are making the people. Well, to first find out if people age at all. In AA lore it is said there was this old monk that discovered how to use magic, but we don’t know if his appearance changed. There is not solid evidence that aging is a problem or a thing in WoM. This narrows our playing field a lot. It means aging doesn’t exist. We also don’t see relationships between NPC’s in WoM, and they all live in their own house with a single bed.

Let’s overview our research:
Everyone looks in their 20s and 30s
You can’t find children
Aging doesn’t seem to be a thing in lore
No one has relationships (No sex :pensive:)

So now we have a scenario where no one ages and no one is birthed. So how are people created? Easy answer, Alchemy. Alchemy has been an essential part of magic, and if you think about it pregnancy is alchemy. So my theory is that people are birthed through magic. So in conclusion this is an alternate universe of the movie…
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Starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried.

Notes: I had a seizure writing this a forgot what I was talking about.

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this was a bit interesting to read lol…

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Now I am more confused then before :neutral_face:

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now this brings up the question:

why are 20-35 year olds so irresponsible, how do you lose stacks of paper, bracelets, and hats on a daily basis. Does this mean everyone is rich enough to just buy new hats, paperwork, and bracelets each time they lose one?

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So children are created from alchemy? I don’t think that’s how it works.

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How the hell do you lose your ink behind a rock, like actually.

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how do you lose a whole stack of paperwork without anything falling out? is this a special type of paper created using the same alchemy that children are made from?

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Nice… you weirdo…

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Interesting. No clue we were allowed to say a sentence such as “What the fuck happened to the tiny twats?”. Good to know.

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Simple, there is no children, its mitosis. Everyone splits into identical clones of each other, like cells.

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I kind of wish vetex would just scale down a regular humanoid a bit so immature teens could be added to the game.

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I guess i know what happened.

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This happened:

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best post so far can we smash like for this true gamer

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Alright guys just checked the cemetery can confirm no bodies buried which suggests that nobody dies here :thinking:

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Can confirm no bodies in the casket either, fake graveyard? :thinking:

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Wait I found a skeleton scratch that
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because roblox probably wouldn’t like people running around stabbing children with their alalean cutlasses and vaporizing them with their 20%-2x blast attacks

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Idk man Ive already committed multiple war crimes violating the Geneva Suggestion in WoM

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bro they use alchemy in order to duplicate themselves, thats why you dont see no reproduction happening around town.

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asexual reproduction