Wow percy, who wood’ve guessed you were so good at puns
He wood have been branching out now to better subjects if he wasn’t such a birch.
I have more bark than bite, but I can’t just leave the puns in my head.
sometimes settling your roots in one place is a good thing
Oakay, you’ve inspired me. Fir you, I’ll tree to focus on sprucing one aspect of my life.
Amateurs
oh no you’ve given me an evil idea…
Dear god no
h y p e r a n a l y s i s o f e v e r y m a g i c b e g i n s
gulp
jesus no
It’s too late now percy…
please just don’t do it man I beg of you
Hail this post
Well i guess its some BARKED up information
and we really needed to see the STRUCTURE of it
It could really BRANCH off
Wood you mind not making these bad puns they’re really growing on me
Im sorry for this
but we can easily SHRUB it off
Nooo these puns are going to uproot my mental sanity
well its my normal ROOT-INE