Wood&tree.exe

Wow percy, who wood’ve guessed you were so good at puns

He wood have been branching out now to better subjects if he wasn’t such a birch.

I have more bark than bite, but I can’t just leave the puns in my head.

sometimes settling your roots in one place is a good thing

Oakay, you’ve inspired me. Fir you, I’ll tree to focus on sprucing one aspect of my life.

Amateurs

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oh no you’ve given me an evil idea…

Dear god no

h y p e r a n a l y s i s o f e v e r y m a g i c b e g i n s

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gulp

jesus no

It’s too late now percy…

please just don’t do it man I beg of you

Extinction

Hail this post

Well i guess its some BARKED up information
and we really needed to see the STRUCTURE of it

It could really BRANCH off

Wood you mind not making these bad puns they’re really growing on me

Im sorry for this
but we can easily SHRUB it off

Nooo these puns are going to uproot my mental sanity

well its my normal ROOT-INE