World Event: Everyone gets a free wish

“I wish that nobody gets any wishes.”

Not taking the time to make a more clever wish, the entire world and all of human civilization is at stake.

I wish to retcon gamehero’s entire existence

I wish for all other wishes to be granted to me.

I will then not know what to do with all that. Infinite wishes, but no wishes.

Wait so every wish that’s been said here happens to you?

*said I love you

Too late, I’ve already made my wish.

That said, there’s a nonzero chance someone would’ve beaten me to the punch and the world’s been screwed over.

No, I simply obtain everyone else’s opportunity to wish.

Actually, forget not knowing what to wish for. I wish for everyone on Earth to have this projected into their brains.

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You Monster…

Undo everyone’s wishes after all the wishes are complete.

This you?

Nah what ts :sob:

I’m not evil, or a villain; I’m pragmatic.

nekomimis are real race

I wish for all and any wishes to be nullified, with this wish being the singular exception

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huzzah

Everyone still has their 1 wish but I have the power to decide if the wish can be granted if they wish for something I don’t approve of it doesn’t happen but they still keep their wish until they wish upon something I approve of

I wish for the ability to choose an infinite amount of additional powers for myself while simultaneously granting me immunity to the wishes of those who are not me

I wish all atoms has an extra electron

“Double the wish and give it to the next person”

I wish that no wishes work except mine