World Event: Everyone gets a free wish

magical powers

every wish sends the person who made a wish to a parallel universe where only their wish came true, and every time this happens i get 1/100,000,000th of a wish

also for femtex to be real

not telling y’all or it wouldn’t work

now thats accurate

Isn’t this the plot of that one wonder woman movie?

you would probably have to rebuild the world if you do this lol

shapeshifting so I can change my gender

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bro

the only right answer is to wish to remove everyone elses ability to wish, or to wish for everyone elses ability to wish be given to me. Depending on how word it, I might end up accidentally giving myself the effects of everyone elses wish instead of just getting the ability to wish for what I want.

if (I alone) am aware of the situation before hand, it’s logical to assume that atleast 90% of the people given a wish won’t actually think they have a wish until later- some might think they’re hallucinating, or they’ll think they’re just hearing things. regardless they’d hesitate and I would get my wish first

then again, if someone just so happened to say “i wish this that the other…” by chance it would lowkey suck and it’s not like that’s unlikely(there ARE 7 billion+ people on the planet after all)

The wish works the way you imagine it, so if you wish for all wishes to be yours then you get all the wishes literally

Pi = 12

Based

Even more based

Give this man a math award

I wish for everything to become 1/0