Would you press the button?

Every time you press the button a random 1000 people die(which could possibly include you)
A funny fart noise plays every time you push it

Are you pushing the button and if so how many times?

I shall make a button presser by attaching a sheet of bendable plastic to a spinning shaft powered by a water wheel
and then I shall put the button under it
it’ll be a fun game of ‘who gets to survive the longest?’

It’s only worth it if I can manage to press it over 8 million times. Which means I need to be in the last 1000 to die, and I need to have the patience to do it.