Every time you press the button a random 1000 people die(which could possibly include you)
BUT
A funny fart noise plays every time you push it
Are you pushing the button and if so how many times?
I shall make a button presser by attaching a sheet of bendable plastic to a spinning shaft powered by a water wheel
and then I shall put the button under it
it’ll be a fun game of ‘who gets to survive the longest?’
It’s only worth it if I can manage to press it over 8 million times. Which means I need to be in the last 1000 to die, and I need to have the patience to do it.
yes
pressing it over 9000 times if ykwim