Would you shower using portals?


You’re standing on a portal grid floor. It’s a grid so that water can go through it but not you.

  • Likely Yes
  • Likely No
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I made this post because I was thinking of worldbuilding in terms of how portals would be used. Another example I thought of were portal-based server rooms, basically allowing anyone across the world to play together in extremely low ping. Take note that portals bypass the speed of light, meaning that you can travel between 2 portals instantly even if they are over millions of light years away. This will result in space travel becoming easier.

No because if I pee then it’s gonna fall back on me infinitely

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nasty

When the water droplets build up momentum infinitely and I end up getting shot to death by my own shower

I am looking to being turned into Swiss cheese by the water

maybe you should have a strainer on top or smth to “reset” the velocity

also dw air resistance will cap out the momentum

stepping outside during rain and instantly dying

…Or I could just use the shower like a regular person instead of worrying about stuff like that

I guess you could say there was… a Risk of Rain

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Maybe would be more ethical if the bottom portal went to like a water filtration plant, and the top portal comes from another area of said plant with clean water
Would be moving water without pipes

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hey wait isn’t this already a thing but with pipes

born to stay clean
forced to shower in filth

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Doesn’t the water wash away the dirt and whatnot into a drain and away from you? You’d be just pouring dirtier water on yourself over time.

Yeah that’s how showers work

once it gets visually nasty i’ll step out, reset the gate, and pour some new water because i want to save on my water bill

There’s two Literally’s now? Damn

we are waiting for literally mercury

This is literally godly

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The water is gunna get cold tho, and I love warm showers.

no, all the soap and shampoo would fall with it and eternally blind me