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beds are kind of too big

and a chair isnt?

Well okay, except beds and coaches

shelving unit, go

One will net you way less jail time
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I’m pretty sure it’s still assault of the same degree

what is the difference, its assault either way

what laws does wevaria have

According to this image, legally speaking attacking a defenseless person is more reasonable than attacking an armed person in terms of punishment lol

Gotta love the ol’ US of A and it’s jank laws

@MrYes you too

you’re wrong, the image says nothing about if you attack someone who is defenseless. It’s referring to if you attack a federal officer or if you attack someone that doesn’t fall under those guidelines, meaning that you get more jailtime for attacking the officer than a normal person. This is likely because people tend to attack police officers more often than just a random person on the street (for a multitude of reasons, let’s avoid controversial topics on the forums), so it’s more punishable to do so in an attempt to dissuade it

I think in that situation I was the neutron star

But im pissed off still because a guy with the storm curse, which is so much weaker than neutron star, somehow beat me

One of the worst parts about forum curses was that everything was poll based and people were always heavy biased

(The bone incident will not be forgotten)

What the fuck are you talking about am I missing context for something

Sans Undertale winning despite the odds is peak fiction

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A guy with the bone curse (literally just the ability to control completely ordinary bones) beat a guy with the singularity curse

A guy who throws bones around, beat a guy who can create black holes

And do you wanna know why?

poll bias

tl;dr During the early stages of FC, randomness did a little tournament involving all the current characters. Each fight was decided by how many polls a character won, with it being the other players voting based on reasoning.

nah it was just funnier/more interesting than “blackhole/nuclear bomb”

What

Thats the problem

Fights shouldnt be dictated by “whats funnier”

A martialist who trained his all his life, or a cosmic deity of untold power, isnt gonna lose to a clown on a unicycle or a cat with a loaf of bread on its face

FC is short for forum curses, it’s a little D&D thing that randomness hosts every now and then