You can press a button which magically stops or solves one of these

idk i got bored

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  • Animal Abuse/Illegal Wildlife Trade
  • Sexual Abuse
  • Cancer
  • Racism/LGBTQ+ Discrimination/Religious Discrimination
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unbeknownst to us the button solves these crises in the worst ways possible
(ie. all people with cancer die instantly)

isn’t that good though because it’s one step closer to solving over population

monkey’s paw strikes again!

so solving racism by just turning everyone the same race

or mass genocide

to solve animal abuse it simply turns animal organs into copious amounts of c4

Cancer can be cured with enough time.
I can’t in good faith for my fellow forumers get rid of racism. We all know it’s important for the group chats.

So gotta be one of the abuses which’ll always exist in some way or form.
Racism and Discrimination is only a major problem if you live online, more specifically Twitter/X. In which case you have answers to that already (the block button).

Do tell how it handles the 2nd choice.

in these cases pick the second option because despite animals feeling pain, human dignity is still a thing that should be respected. cogito ergo sum

Yeah that’s what I did

Animal abuse is a unique evil in that the victims affected can’t speak up for themselves, and have no way to fight back. All the other issues here can technically resolve themselves but animal poaching still remains an absolutely massive issue even today

I personally believe that there is absolutely nothing wrong with killing a poacher who was trying to murder an innocent animal over the white elephant that is ivory or other animal parts which have no real use and yet are ridiculously overpriced on the black market.

down with poaching! down with animal abuse! down with zoos! (I’m okay with wildlife reserves those are a lot more important)

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Crazy how people hate Racism/LGBTQ+ Discrimination/Religious Discrimination
more than wanting to stop cancer

Those damn zodiacs!

Because it ultimately is way more devastating and sinister than cancer.

The issue is that it’s a lot harder to solve than cancer,

Theoretically tommorow everyone could just stop giving a shit about other peoples identities, and the problem would be solved. Cancer on the other hand requires far more effort to even get a chance of permanently getting rid of it

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How? So you’re saying you would rather a doctor say you have stage 4 brain cancer than being called a slur???

no.

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I can’t tell if this is being ironic or not