You can wish for any one item you want, but it'll be permanently stuck to your non-dominant hand. What do you wish for?

T-34/76’s Hypothetical Toccata for Forumers in E Minor, FML 1008

Any item you want, you’ll get. However, it’ll be impossible to remove from your hand: the only way to free up your hand is to destroy what you’ve just wished for. This means if you wish for your dream car or house, you’re basically trapped next to it until you die or the house/car is demolished. Think smart, like small items such as a utility knife that will actually be useful.

Dont get something too useful though; remember: it’s still your non-dominant hand so you’ll have trouble using it.

You can still maneuver the object around with your fingers and palm, which means it doesn’t matter if you’re either balancing it on the tip of your finger or holding it in a death grasp. As long as you’re touching it, you’re fine.

Persoanlly, I’ll go for a musket cuz self-defence, the paper cartridges are cheap and people won’t be too alarmed when I’m walking around with an antique in my hand (the federal government doesn’t even classify a musket as a firearm). Also I can use it as a bat or walking stick.

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a multitool

whatever the latest phone is that i want

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Cane Sword, deadass very epic looking, in terms of use not much, but hey, you’ve gotta be stylish atleast once in your life

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imagine if it was the bottom part that’s stuck to your hand

Cringe

A single air molecule

gg ez

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nein million IQ move right here

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:brain::point_left::sunglasses:

The entirety of the state of Wisconsin

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A regular glass snow globe except the snow is pure rhodium. Then I’ll just buy whatever I want :fr:

good luck either crawling for the rest of your life or developing scoliosis for the rest of your life. You need to bend down to touch the earth, m8

What if he just cuts his hand?

He’ll have to hack it off completely, then

Ok I pick 500 diamond gems and then I’ll offer to pay a doctor to cut off my hand, stop the bleeding, and get me to the ER quick

a universal remote

A lightsaber

stuck to my hand or it becomes the hand?
cause i would kill for a 2013 Ford E-250 Engine for a hand

Becoming the hand would be cooler :swag:

stuck to it, youre not a cyborg lmao