This has to be simultaneously the best and worst thing I’ve seen on this forum and I have no idea how to feel about it.
Have mercy!!! 
Look man, whatever you’re casting, I ain’t blocking yo
looks like chucklenuts didn’t think fast
Look, man, my name is Placed Explosion, yo
vibe check
I don’t forget attacking him, i only miss
fr tho missing 1 attack when hes charging and my mind literal go “ah-”
You just accept yor fate
Don’t even try to block
500! 500! 500!
What i saw first time fighting him.
Bro srsly when I miss that one beam while he’s charging I just freeze and have a panic attack as the magic circle gets larger 
As i said accept your fate
Man, you just perfectly incapsulate how much I’m seething and coping at such a King Calvus bullshit move. Unless you’re a Warden/Warden-Hybrid, or wearing Cernyx/Titanium armor, King Calvus is gonna Aether Airstrike your Ass (AAA) 
My damage is 500, Yo!
Incineration!
I can’t wait for when I’m level 500 to go back to the bronze sea to tank the full force of this think, purely to spite calvus.
rizz calvus dawg
Dame da ne, Dame yo, dame na no yo