- Dead
- Most likely dead or in ICU
- In the hospital but good chance of survival
- Not that great
- Minor harm/sickness
- Nothing
- Yuck
- Tastes okay
- Delicious
- Unpredictable
- Physics isn’t happy
- Huh??? How tf do you even???
- Abstract concept???
- Self cannibalism???
- Fate worse than death
- Corrupted by some magical entity
- Say goodbye to your loved ones
- Other/None of the above/More than one
B RU H (complete sentence)
Was the bear attacking you?
hes friendly, that the problem, hes friendly
Oh heck no, I’m not throwing hands at a fishdog, those creatures are going beat the heck out of me.
how do you eat a spelling error
alphabet soup but broken
eh, not bad
i bet neilred made this
i knew it
watermelon: its okay
melissa: cannibalism
drayal: self-cannibalism
i dont know what a wesree is
how
I eat the very concept of red, destroying one of the fundementals of the unvierse, killing everyone
eating a lightning emperor? with a lightning curse? im dead on the spot
also fun fact here’s his name in my files:
Ouch! Hot!
If we go by the logic of kid me, I have no idea how bad eating a flamethrower is gonna go, otherwise I have no idea what a Firer is, but it’s probably not good for my health anyways
UNLUCKY!
well done steak