You have to eat your username. How does it go?

[Skenana]

Im either eating rotten fruit or something real fucked up

[MrYes]

Am I eating someone with the last name yes or just the word yes?

[iforgotmeword]

I forgot

[Bio]

You have eaten Bio, congrats on erasing -logy, -onics, and your -.
I hope you’re happy

[UnitVector]

[Dudeman]

Lunch gave me kuru disease. 0/5, would not dine again.

[AC130]

aside from the fact that I would need to get an AC130 The amount of metals I would be consuming

[fartman1314]

loads of iron for your health!

[Zipher]

You just made me eat a cat…

(Man this sounds incriminating)

[Midnight]

Yeah that would definitely work

[Level]

It don’t

[anon82652924]

Depends on whether they detonate in my mouth or not

[tetragon_fortress]

im boutta eat a DOMAIN EXPANSION

[switchbladeadrenalin]

…
Maybe the Adrenaline would help me out, but I’d probably be dead.

[sock]

couldn’t you just swallow it unswitched?

[switchbladeadrenalin]

nah bro, it has to be fully extended. (I’d prob still die or something in my digestive system extends it anyways)

[Ultimate]

ULTIMATE POWERRRRR

[Sebastian_Banks]

I ate a lego femboy…
How I “ate” I will not say, I’ll leave that to your imagination

Ahaha sus ahahaha hahaha cough cough ahaha
Nooooooooooo

[manyamongthem]

i dont mf know brother

[RensParrot]

I’d be sad but it would taste good.