Cringing already? Good, that’s the point of this topic. To show how dumb these questions are getting.
Either way, feel free to answer this one I guess.
I expect 0 actual answers and if that happens I’ll probably have made an impact and that’s all I need
and NO I will not be answering my own question. It’s a parody.
vetex
morden (not forumer, just ao morden)
vetex my beloved
my head hurts
myself 
no one, i single pringle
That’s actually quite sad that out of the whole Pringle Can, the person ate all of the chips besides you
I choose myself because I’m a lonely bastard
perc did you not fucking read the topic
this is a parody.
it exists solely to mock the question topics.
Ah alright!
Liu.
Myself, and I’ll rent a hotel room too.
yo mamma ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you’re into corpses?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no my mom isn’t dead, she’s alive and well
Mimhere or BNT 
@Nobodyatall
Wait, what do you mean that’s not a real person?
do zombies count since I USED DEAD REVIVAL MAGIC ON YO MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is given birth to
