Your local alchemist guild's advertisement

Before, we were known for completely denying disenchants, no matter how we tried to conceal it.

Now we’re known for bankrupting individuals and forcing clan leaders to commit embezzlement for disenchants.

In the future we’ll be known for disenchanting your items for unreasonably low prices!

75% OFF ALL DISENCHANTS!
YOU CAN NOW GET 4 DISENCHANTS FOR WHAT WAS BEFORE THE PRICE OF 1!
( WHAT A STEAL! )

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ROBBING US AT MUSKETPOINT OR SHOPLIFTING!
1/4th the price for just 1 disenchant!

You can now disenchant 3 random weapons you found and a chestplate for the same price as it first took you to disenchant 1 item!
(Disclaimer : All disenchants are different prices based off item quality and level )

And not only that, but the price that took you to disenchant 2 items before can now enchant 8!
That’s 3 weapons, a chestplate, leggings, and 3 accessories ( including 1 head accessory )

So what are you waiting for? Disenchant the stuff you found with the wrong enchants!

( Disclaimer : these price changes will take effect next update. )

The grand navy absolutely fucking hates us!
Actually, not just the grand navy but literally any organization, kingdom, government, or regime who wants to tax the shit out of us for every disenchant!
By reducing prices we can tell them to shove those taxes up their ass!
And you’ll get to disenchant your stuff without having to loan the price of a Ravenna mortgage!

QUADRUPLE VALUE NOT ONLY FOR YOU BUT ALSO FOR US!

So what are you waiting for? Stop by your local alchemist and turn those useless items into something you can actually bother lugging to combat!

( Give us your god damn money! )

We are planning to expand this initiative all the way to Nimbus later on!

( Because fuck Keraxe and their tax policies! )

We literally have a 0% rate of fallacy on disenchants!
Every time you’ll disenchant something we’ll remove what kind of magic remnant makes it borderline a war crime!

And that’s a guarantee!

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Damn som where did you brew this?

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