1B lions vs one of every Pokémon

in cannon kyogre can flood the earth which would make all 1 billion lions drown
and thats not to mention a lot of other legendary pokemon abilities

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Okay but what if the lions just make a bridge easy fix :sunglasses:

oh ye my bad lions would just eat the entire planet whilst they are at it and then assimilate into a lion god which would destroy the entire universe :frpensive:
sorry ez lion win my bad

exactly :pray:

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idk shit about pokemon but isn’t there a pokemon that can make black holes or something?

lions because it’s a lot of lions

lore

it was a PIS moment (plot induced stupidity)

Arceus in the games recreates the universe from scratch, on screen

the movie isn’t canon :pray:

canonically Arceus is omnipotent and has zero limitations

its llama body is also a projection, its true self is beyond

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lions are real
pokemon are not
lions win by default
(plus they are technically cats so i am biased towards them)

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Bro, y’all acting like a bunch of Pokémon couldn’t wipe the floor with 1 billion humans let alone lions. (Not counting the humans in the games or anime) literally kyogre and grodoun literally just rearranged the earth like you were moving food around your plate
Arceus, mew, mewtwo, latias latios, giritina, raquaza, the lake elementals, tornadus and his brothers, the legendary birds and MANY MANY MORE CAN LITERALLY JUST FLY AWAY.
Also couldn’t arceus just create a bunch more Pokémon, even if he was the first to go you could literally just have him create a fuck ton of kyogres
THESE GUYS WOULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH 1 billion humans

Houdoom

rayquaza nukes the planet with a beam

ez solo

Exactly

Groudon is only 11 feet tall, mans gonna get encased in lions and can’t do crap about that

Arceus is literally Zeno but better with the ability to Erase (Zeno’s power) and additional abilities of Physical Fighting Capacity, Creation, Literally omnipotent levels of mobility and speed, and a mind that is NOT childish, Arceus deletes the entire panthera family tree
“1 billion lions is alot doe” :nerd_face:
Bitch so is 7 billion people. Yet I don’t see any threads about that
“b-b-b-but a lion is stro”
Quit lying to yourself unfunny brat. Lions get their family merked by hippos more than I fuck your mom
“b-b-b-b-but 1 bill-“
this is liontoddler cope

Seethe

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They won’t listen to that.
They think because 1 billion is alot that means shit.
I simply ask them can a billion atoms kill a human

if its game logic the lions line up politely to fight the pokemon one by one

In that case the lions one by one get deleted by missingno

if its irl logic a flying pokemon uses wom cheese strats

Indeed.
But there will still be that ONE seething redditor crying in his mancave whispering
“but 1 billion is alot…”