1B lions vs one of every Pokémon

but not used in competitive so no

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Bro lookin like a potato :skull: :potato:

This

Basically what it says if you dont want to watch video

I’m sick and tried of hearing this argument that one billion lions can somehow defeat all Pokemon in a battle. One billion isn’t that much dumbass, there are like seven billion people on the planet, I can go hours driving in the middle of central America without finding a single sighting of human life. Pokemon can fucking fly, Arceus can create Pokemon with his mind. Lions are barely smarter than my house cat, have you ever been around a cat? If it sees water basically shits itself, What a lion gonna do when a Squirtle starts blasting. They literally lie around all day and sometimes fail to caught a fast gazelle. I always see this argument, “oh but what will they do against the giant lion ladder”, You’re telling me these motherfuckers are gonna band together telepathically to form a giant fucking ladder to the atmosphere how’re gonna control that shit? what are they gonna do when they stack this giant lion ladder? a gust of wind will knock one off, this isn’t an episode of anime dumbass. Welcome to the real world. lions are incapable of defeating humans we just shoot them. All it would take is a dragon Pokemon to cause the next mass extinction event by using draco meteor, I mean literally Pokemon can spawn meteor shift and render Time. You are fucking with my entire asshole if you think these little runts can defeat all Pokemon. I’m pretty sure like Oddish can take down a thousand lions alone. Pokemon don’t fucking die you literally just heal them and they’re back to them you know how many Pokemon just heal each other for fun. If you poke a lion in the eyes it’s basically useless how this motherfucker gonna beat the God of the Pokemon world are you daft? Ditto could just clone himself into one billion lions and the Pokemon have already won half the lions would probably just eat each other or like fall into the ocean and drown. How the hell a lion gonna survive in colder climates? Here’s your answer Einstein, they won’t. All the Pokemon have to do is walk 50 feet north of the equator and the lions will just collapse. You ever heard of protect dumbass? What a lion gonna do against a goddamn hyper beam? Get out of your head and enter reality. I would bet my entire life savings on this fight. This ain’t Jake Paul in the ring bitch. It’s even worse, it’s a bunch of fucking lions facing off against one of the strongest collections of mythical creatures humanity has ever created. God, remove Pokemon from the argument, I’d like to see a lion beat a fucking bear. What a lion gonna do when Ho-oh sets the Earth ablaze? Roar? Fucking scratch the fire? Your argument sucks, you suck, I win suck my dick.

Goofy lore we just spam growl with our rats here

He’s def not omnipotent. Since there’s one Pokémon stronger and he has struggled before. Though u can get him to outer and for a low ball 8d. So either way u cut it 1b lions get DESTROYED

Did u copy and paste that one vid

I copied the lines for it yes

What about 1 billion hippos then.

all of humanity with technology vs one of every pokemon

1 billion lions versus 1 jerboa

Why are yall talking as if pokemon would properly translate in 3d while not instantly dying due to being infinitely thin

gen 6-8

still 2d with the illusion of 3d ez win

turns on 3d mode on 3ds dumbass!!!

Like others have said, I don’t think it makes much of a difference if it’s 1 billion lions or 1 lion. If it was 7 billion humans vs every Pokémon people would undoubtedly say Pokémon even tho 7 billions is a lot of fucking people. And 1 billion lions is 1/7th of that so is their large number really a big deal against beings that can wipe life off the planet?

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A smart man