Prince Revon.
However, rotten tea bags made out of human flesh is illegal (what a shocker!). Azuron is now a criminal in a kingdom of Ravenna. He quickly runs towards Tiberia, a poor and decrepit part of Ravenna.
There is seems to be some shouting coming from an alleyway.
Azuron will now-
do a JoJo reference… RUN AWAY!!!.. the shouting still seems to follow him.
Then he goes on Mount Ceaser and found out that the shouting was Morden…
Quick flashback!
Morden touches the death curse, absorbing it and gaining its power.
Morden leaves the cave in which he had found the curse and upon getting on his sailboat, remembers the words of Beringer and sets sail for Ravenna. He hopes that going to Ravenna might provide clues on the identity and whereabouts of another high ranking member of the Order of Aesir. Suddenly lightning strikes the front of his Sailboat, splashing a a small amount of seawater on Morden. It burns Morden’s face as he quickly wipes away the seawater on his face using a dry towel he had on his boat. Morden quickly realizes that he is caught in a storm.
However a bolt of lightning strikes Morden, drying him and causing him to be flung into the Bronze Sea, where he lands in Tiberia. Morden hears some sounds coming from a alleyway, and goes to investigate.
As Morden is eavesdropping, he realizes that the people talking seem to be some bandits and… soldiers of the Bronze Legion? Morden panics but until he hears that both sides are making a deal for a person called “Mayor Tily” to be released. After a while a deal is struck and Morden nearly has a heart attack when 30 Bronze Legion soldiers walk past him, thankfully with none of them noticing him. Morden walks out of the shadows and asks what those bandits are doing with this Tily person. After the bandits ask him who he is, he tells them his name. The bandits freeze and one of them asks why the person who had blown up Fort Talos is here. (Azuron skipped Fort Talos and never met Morden in sailor’s lodge in this timeline.) Morden quickly asks for a place to hide and the bandits relucently tell him of Mount Ceaser.
Morden while running out of the alleyway, sees Azuron and calls him. Azuron runs away, faster than someone who drank a T5 Agility potion. Morden chases after Azuron and after catching up to Azuron, tries to catch his breath.
End of Flashback!
As Morden tries to catch his breath he is instantly knocked out by someone.
Enter Lady Carina. (Finally! Azuron’s first bossfight!)
Lady Carina then attacks Azuron (because he tried to sell rotten human teabags to Prince Revon) who dodges.
Azuron stands still, and Lady Carina is confused why he isn’t attacking her, then she sees the chat box where Azuron says “/summon …” (next person, add on on what Azuron says)
“/summon vetex spirit”
Vetex comes out of the command as a body of aether lightning magic…
Vetex rolls a performance check to cast: “Wrath of the Gods!”
Natural 1!
Vetex misses.
Carina knocks Azuron out. (Azuron is like level 25 btw)
Azuron, along with Morden, wakes up in jailbreak prison.
At this point, Azuron just gave up on playing games, and told Morden to stand next to him
“/summon forcefield 3m” (summons a forcefield that protects everyone in it from 1 instance of damage, it doesn’t matter how much damage the attack does)
“/give Azuron exp 1.000.000” (instantly give somebody exp, leveling them up immensely)
“/kill @e 100m” (kill all entities in a 100m radius, people who are in a forcefield will survive this attack, however people without a forcefield will take 101% damage equal to their max hp)
After hearing rumors that Azuron was arrested for trying to sell dried human flesh to Prince Revon, Neviro and Iris prepare to sneak into the jail to free Azuron.
Iris bursts open the cell, only to watch as Azuron disappears and reappears after a minute.
Azuron doesn’t have admin commands. However…
“Ultimate Art: Synaps*X!”
Azuron is now level 125 from killing every NPC that is not on Ravenna. (Why? Plot.)
Now to fight Calvus!
Turns out Calvus slipped and feel into crate filled with copper and was sent to mimhere island while he was unconscious
So Azuron went after Calvus and an battle ensued on Mimhere island
The prime and future of comedy
“King Calvus! Your evil deeds end here!” Screamed Azuron.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AND WHEN DID I GET HERE” shouted King Calvus XIV, Emperor of the Ravenna Realm, Doer of evil, Wielder of Aether, Grandfather was significantly more overpowered than him, Champion of the Undersea, Mayor of a small town in the dark seas somewhere, Powerful, Tyrant, Demon, Emperor of the Sea, Monarch of the Sea, Guardian of the Sea, Savior, Hero, Villain, 89th President of the United States.
Azuron readies his… Blade? Hands? Magic? What class is he anyways?
Azuron readies everything he owns as well as his lightning magic.
(Azuron is savant)
Azuron charged a blast and gets flashbacks for some reason.
he remembers standing against Theos the War pheonix and realizes he is Durza. After AA got hacked, his soul is transported to the player Azuron.(why not 
)
Suddenly, he completely forgets this because thats kinda more goofy than that one time Azuron saw former US president Donald Trump battle current US president Joe Biden.
Speaking of US Presidents…
FORMER UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP JUMPS DOWN FROM THE SKY WITH A LOUD THUD!
(HOLY SHIT!!!)
“It’s time for a rematch, sleepy joe.” says Donald Trump.
SUDDENLY CALVUS REVEALS HIMSELF AS JOE FUCKING BIDEN, PRESIDENT OF THE USA.
“I see you survived my Biden Blast 
Donald.” says Joe Biden, Emperor of the Ravenna Realm.
(continue this amazing battle that makes a lot of sense canonically fr)
Donald uses money curse and throws bank building into Joe
“Take that sleepy Joe! My special move! Donald Destruction!” Screams Donald Trump.
“You have gotten stronger!” Shouts Joe Biden. “However…”
“Ultimate Art: Biden Blasts!”
Dust covers Mimhere island as multiple explosions are heard.
When the dust clouds clear, Donald Trump is bent over, inside of a crater as Joe Biden stands over him.
“It’s Joever.”
(Continue)
Before Joe finishes Donald someone stops him and it turns out it was Obama
“Now die! Biden-”
Before he finishes charging another Biden Blast a beam hits Joe Biden in the chest, sending him flying into a nearby tree.
“Very good work Joe.” says a man wearing a wearing a cloak.
“However, that’s not good enough!” says the man as he takes off his cloak, revealing himself as FORMER AMERICAN PRESIDENT BARRACK OBAMA!
“I thought you were dead!” exclaims Donald.
“My death was… greatly exaggerated.”, answers the 44th president of the united states.
(continue)