Iris watches in horror as Azuron implodes and deteriorates into nothingness. Azuron walks back to Iris, clueless of the spectacle he had just given.
Iris now has insanity 1. (Wait how are we even supposed to continue the storyline?)
(thats the neat part, we dont)
Azuron then proceeded to give her electric-shock therapy with his lightning blasts, causing her to take damage and lose the insanity effect
Iris asks Azuron if Azuron will help her find her father and take revenge on Ravenna.
Azuron has no idea what Iris is talking about.
Azuron responds with…
“Its all over, delete file” Are you sure?
Azuron’s favourite color is red.
Azuron presses, yes.
"Are you really sure?
Azuron presses, yes.
“Are you really really sure?”
Azuron presses yes again.
“Are you really REALLY sure?”
Azuron smashes the yes button.
“But are you like actually sure about this?”
Azuron slowly presses yes.
“But are you really-”
Azuron punches the box.
Azuron is now known as the village idiot in circus island for poking and punching air while muttering strange words such as #### and #####.
After two hours of trying, with quantified amounts of ‘really’, he did do something.
After 2 hours of Azuron screaming at air, Iris has started to become tried of his bullshit.
Azuron had decided to “help” Iris. Iris directs him to a island of evil bandits to conduct some “advanced interrogation” techniques.
After falling off 19 times trying to get on a skyship, Azuron has finally arrived at the island.
Azuron is fucking pissed.
the evil bandits had a leader, and the leader could sense Azuron, seeing they were no match for Azuron’s rage of before, they just self destructed
For some reason, Azuron could sense that he needed to go to the Myriad library.
After getting to the library, a rather wise and large tree told Azuron, “If you’re over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!”
after being afk the entire time that the tree was talking, he got flung to sailors logde by some unknown force, he slammed face-first into the wood, but because everybody was an NPC, nobody noticed the gigantic thud sound
Meanwhile…
“Potion seller, give me your strongest potion.” Morden says to a Palo Town alchemist.
“My potions are too strong for you traveler…” responds the alchemist.
Current storyline so far… (Mid season recap)
Azuron after trying to cross the border they were caught in a imperial ambush and wakes up on dawn island.
After following a worn and old trail Azuron meets Morden. Morden laments the death of Tucker, a friend of his, while Azuron forgets english. Morden explains to Azuron that they were trying to escape a group that were performing magic experiments on them. After Azuron asks if Morden needs a hug, Morden directs Azuron to Redwake, where Morden said they would meet them.
After taking a dagger from Morden, Azuron rows to Redwake, however Azuron is flung to Mount Othyrs and miraculously ricochets back to Redwake.
After getting struck by lightning, Azuron gets challenged to a rap battle by a random man.
However, Azuron runs away only for the old man to reveal himself as THE US PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN! Joe Biden, shouts “Biden Blast!” and sends Azuron flying across the island, where FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP is standing.
“Look chocolate chip!” screams Azuron, sending Trump into a blind rage.
As Donald Trump and Joe Biden fight, Azuron runs away only to be flung into Mimhere island in a series of unfortunate events, where he finds a legendary treasure chart. Azuron resets his character, and gets deported to Frostmill where he meets probation officer, “Owin”.
Owin forces Azuron to find out who is melting the island. As Azuron looks for a lead, he sees a burning banner that suddenly spreads fire across the island. Iris reveals herself as the cause, which makes Azuron die, respawning him at Redwake. After “surviving” the meltdown of Frostmill. Due to his high bounty, Azuron has (and somehow actually manages) to fend off a fleet of Heavy Frigates as a level 2 savant with no stats.
After many odd events that do not make any sense, Azuron is flung into the stepstones. After continuing the questline and getting sent to death row, Azuron finds Iris on Circus island and gives her insanity 1. After Azuron cures her insanity with some shock therapy, Azuron tries to delete his file. After 2 hours of the save file deletion menu asking if he was really sure, Azuron gives up in a fit of rage and asks Iris if she could give him something to do. Iris, sensing the rage in Azuron, sends him to a island with bandits without knowing that they were part of the organization that had captured Azuron before this adventure.
For some reason, the bandits imploded, leaving Azuron confused. Sensing he had to go to a place called the Myriad library. Azuron after arriving at the Library, wonders what is going on. The wise tree advertises a game, but Azuron falls asleep instantly. The wise tree, sensing Azurons boredom, sends Azuron across the lands which ultimately lands him in Sailors Lodge, which leaves Elius confused on how his goons randomly died, Iris asking for information about where Azuron is and what he’s doing, Ren wondering when Azuron is going to report back to him, and Neviro staring off into the distance, leading to what’s currently happening!
“Oh look, a floating island!” Morden pointed towards the air, as the alchemist looks up, he snatches the potions and resets character, forgetting his spawn point was in the dark sea
Morden takes advantage of this, and goes and tries to find the death curse.
Despite not being at this point of the story, Morden has a feeling where the death curse is.
Side Story time!
In the side story, Iris goed to the northern jaws to farm spire bandits, enchants her vermilion bracelt to strong, and levels up, getting her HP increased to 500 and damage also increased
Neviro also joins Iris, however he’s so weak he cannot kill any bandits. While farming the bandits, she finds a Pulsar Scroll in one of the chests in the bandit camp.
Meanwhile…
Morden is trying to find the death curse. He reaches an island with a dark cave.
Morden will…
ignore the obvious black cube in the center of the cave and search around the cave for chests, eventually he finds an arcanium sealed chest with an arcanium sealed chest opener besides it, he opens the sealed chests to get ship stuff and 5 axe-slash scrolls
then he touches the cube
meanwhile at the Jaws, Redwake was under attack by Jaw pirates which are considerably weaker than the bandits, Nevrio kills them and gets a white martial arts clothing piece, being now strong enough to fight the bandits, he returns to the northen jaws, and farms the bandits with Iris
Despite Nevrio gaining the power of 5 bandits, he still loses and has to wait 7 minutes after each bandit encounter to heal before engaging in another.
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Azuron wakes up in a bed. One of the worst naps of his life. However, Azuron does not recognize the room and heads downstairs, where he meets the owner of Sailors Lodge.
The owner just ignores Azuron.
Azuron then walks outside to get some fresh air, he sees a NPC on the dock nearly dead and decided to…
Teabag the NPC.
So he dries the person out, chop the dried body into pieces and put it in a teabag
“There! that should be around 5000 tea bags!” Azuron says,
he gets on his caravel and sails to Ravenna, preparing to scam the heck out of…