AITA for flirting with a Proxy Knight?

hi this a COLLAB!!!

Art made by me (cherry_berries) :3

Writing by @pixei :3

I come with art of my Proxy Knight OC - Vivian Fallenfire and @pixei 's OC - Zeke…Marcel…STENDHAL III???

(fic too damn long so we gotta split it in a comment sorry gng)


Harvest Island was beautiful.

Vivian hated it.

The island was largely uninhabited, consisting mostly of rolling wilderness and fertile soil untouched by cultivation. Wild herbs grew in abundance across its hills. Lush bushes crowded the old paths where many feet trudged long before she. Flowering trees flourished where no one had planted nor cared for them. Even now, a warm sea breeze carried the scent of flowers, herbs, and greenery through the air.

A place blessed by the gods; or perhaps abandoned by them. Whatever it was, Vivian found herself not really caring. She was laying prone atop a rocky overlook, her bow resting in her hands as she watched what looked like a small trading outcrop below.

And right there—

Vivian’s pupils narrowed into hyper-focused slits.

Finally!

After three weeks of searching; of chasing rumors through taverns, ports, and villages; of following a trail that should have gone cold months ago; she finally found him.

Her target—her bounty—sat beneath a crude canvas awning erected against the base of a cliff. Several racks displayed animal furs of impressive quality. Wolf pelts. Fox pelts. Rabbit hides. Finished products as well—gloves, capes, hats, and other goods clearly intended for travelers with more money than sense.

The man spoke with a customer. He even smiled. Vivian sneered. How DARE he.

Fifteen people were dead because of HIM. An entire building had collapsed after his magic spiraled out of control. Men. Women. Children. Entire families. Buried beneath stone and timber because he had failed to control it. The Grand Navy had ruled it as an “unfortunate accident”, and he was let off after serving a short time in prison. It was, by all means, a slap on the wrist. Vivian hated that.

The bastard deserved to die for what he did.

Fortunately, Vivian belonged to an organization that agreed. The Knights Proxy did not concern themselves with excuses, circumstances, or sob stories. A crime was a crime. Blood was blood. Whether committed intentionally or through negligence, the result remained the same for the victims. In this case, dead was still dead. And if the Grand Navy lacked the resolve to deliver proper justice, then the Knights Proxy would always be there to pick up the slack. Vivian was more than happy to oblige.

This man wasn’t merely a bounty, no. He was a stain that had somehow slipped through the cracks of the law. A mistake waiting to be corrected. One arrow to the head was all it would take for this one. But she can’t strike just yet. She needed to wait until he was done talking to his customer. She watched as said customer handed over a small pouch of drachma, and the man smiled brightly and handed them a wolf pelt.

Disgusting, Vivian thought. How could you smile like that after what you did to those innocent people?!

Only when the customer was long gone did she finally draw an arrow from her quiver. The string creaked softly as she pulled it back, aiming straight between her target’s eyes. The distance was trivial. The shot was easy. One arrow. One life. One less stain upon the world.

Justice finally delivered for the lives of fifteen.

Vivian exhaled slowly, the world narrowing to a point. She steadied her aim, and then—

“Y’know.”

The voice of a man, almost thick with accent, spoke behind her. Casual. Amused. Curious. “Usually when somebody’s tryin’ to make an honest living after screwin’ up, some folks consider that a good thing.”

Silence.

Then the man added thoughtfully, “Actually, no, I think that’s pretty much most folks.”

Vivian’s body moved before her mind did. She spun toward the voice, abandoning the shot entirely as her hand dropped from her bow toward the sword at her hip.

She hadn’t sensed him at all.

The overlook was exposed from every direction. There had been no footsteps. No rustling grass. No shift in the air. No warning whatsoever. And yet… this guy had somehow snuck up behind her. The realization alone sent an involuntary chill down her spine.

He was sitting atop a nearby boulder, and he looked utterly ridiculous.

He was immodestly shirtless, revealing darkly tanned skin stretched across lean, well-defined muscle, interrupted only by a large scar across his chest and strange platinum-colored tattoos that seemed to cover nearly every visible inch of him. The white-gold patterns curled over his skin like living rectangular serpents—thickish lines winding across his shoulders, ribs, and stomach, before disappearing beneath the black coat tied lazily around his waist. They never seemed to truly end. No beginning. No conclusion. Just endless looping patterns like liquid platinum caught mid-motion. And his hair: it was an unusual color for someone who looked as young as he did. Long, white, and streaked with pale yellow at the tips.

But what made him look utterly ridiculous were those enormous triangular sunglasses that sat crookedly on his face, and the fact that he was shamelessly barefoot.

Vivian stared at him.

She thought he looked like a homeless bum. The sort of waste-of-air one would find sleeping behind a fish market after losing a fight with a bottle of rum.

He was lazily smiling down at Vivian with a lopsided smile. She noticed then that he was missing one of his canines. But despite his seemingly lazy, uncultured appearance, something about him felt wrong. Dangerously wrong.

It was difficult to explain.

He wasn’t doing anything threatening. He was just sitting there, one knee drawn up beneath an arm as though they were discussing the weather. Yet Vivian suddenly felt as though she were about to be struck by lightning.

For the first time in years, her instincts told her to leave. Immediately. The thought irritated her enough to ignore it. Straightening slightly, she fixed him with a glare. “Who the hell are you?”

The man’s smile widened slightly. "Rester calme, I’m just a guy who’s a hero for fun. The folks call me The Vagabond."

Vivian stared. “…What?”

"That’s who I am. The Vagabond."

“That isn’t an answer.”

"Sure it is, Cher."

“No, it isn’t.”

“It is.”

Vivian narrowed her eyes. “I asked for a name. Not some idiotic alias.”

The Vagabond shrugged while blowing a raspberry at her, his golden eyes shining with amusement. Vivian felt a headache forming. She had somehow stumbled into a conversation with an immature idiot. An idiot who might be dangerous, but an idiot nonetheless. “Stay out of my way.”

The Vagabond tilted his head, still smiling. “Why?”

“I’m delivering justice,” she answered coldly, her patience dwindling. “Whatever business you think this is, it doesn’t concern you.”

“Delivering justice?” He echoed, his eyes widening with curiosity as he looked between the man and her. “What did he do?”

Vivian almost laughed. The question itself felt ridiculous. “Fifteen people are dead because of him.”

The Vagabond’s smile faded slightly, but something in the way his golden gaze glinted suggested that he already knew that.. “…Oh.”

“He destroyed a building. With his magic.”

The Vagabond’s gaze drifted briefly toward the distant outcrop below, his expression shifted into one that Vivian didn’t quite understand. “That’s… tragic.”

Vivian’s expression immediately darkened. “Tragic?” The word left her mouth like an accusation.

“Yeah,” The Vagabond said simply, looking back at her. “It’s tragic. For everyone involved.”

“No,” hissed Vivian.

His eyebrow rose.

“He killed fifteen innocent people.”

“By accident,” The Vagabond corrected so casually that it made Vivian’s blood boil.

“That doesn’t matter. He deserves to die for what he did.”

The Vagabond studied her for a moment, then shrugged. “I dunno.”

“You don’t know?”

“Killing him sounds a little extreme.”

Vivian stared. The Vagabond gestured vaguely toward the man below.

“I mean, the guy’s wife died in that collapse,” The Vagabond scratched the side of his neck, looking away, “And his daughter, too.”

Vivian frowned.

“What?”

"Wife and newborn daughter, Cher."

For the first time since this conversation had begun, Vivian found herself momentarily speechless. The Vagabond continued.

“He wasn’t even conscious when it happened. Woke up three days later and found out what he’d done.”

His gaze lingered on the man below.

“Tried throwin’ himself off a cliff the same day.”

Silence.

“It didn’t work.”

The man below, who had just finished hanging a rabbit hide, stepped away from it, smiling proudly at his work. The Vagabond watched him for a moment. “Spent most of his prison sentence askin’ the Grand Navy why they hadn’t executed him. Not because he thought he deserved it, non, but because he wanted to die.”

Silence settled between them. And Vivian, her lips quivering upwards into a grinning sneer, broke that silence with a, “GOOD.”

The word left her mouth without hesitation. The Vagabond stared at her, and for the first time since she’d met him, he wasn’t smiling.

“…Good?” he echoed.

“Good.”

Vivian was suddenly met with the most incredulous look she had ever seen on another person’s face.

“That’s not a very nice thing to say.” His voice had dropped noticeably. The sudden shift from carefree amusement to genuine disapproval almost gave Vivian whiplash.

“I don’t particularly care.”

The Vagabond stared at her for a long moment, then sighed. “Ça explique à peu près tout…”

Vivian frowned.

*“*What?”

“That pretty much explains it.”

At Vivian’s questioning look, he continued,

"I can read ya’ like an open book, Cher…"

The Vagabond rested his chin on his hand. “You,” he started, lifting his other hand and pointing at her, “don’t really care about justice, do you?”

The words hit like a slap. Vivian’s expression darkened immediately.

“Excuse me?!”

“Justice would’ve been makin’ sure da’ guy answered for what happened, which he already did.” He gestured vaguely toward the merchant below. "But last I checked, justice doesn’t smile when somebody’s suffering. What you’re after is revenge."

Vivian’s hand tightened around her sword. The Vagabond continued anyway.

“Someone hurts people. You hurt 'em back. Doesn’t really matter why they did it—”

“—Don’t presume to understand me, you cretin.

His golden eyes met hers.

“I don’t.”

The answer came too quickly.

“But somebody clearly did a number on you.”

Vivian froze for just a moment. But The Vagabond saw it. She knew he saw it in the way his expression had softened slightly—in the way his gaze seemed to be picking apart her Atlanthean-like features. It somehow made everything worse.

"Are you angry at somebody else, Cher? Who hurt you?"

Flashes of a memory hit before she could stop them.

First came the blood.

Then a ruined home. Then the face of a demon. Then the men who had raised her.

And finally: the Dark Sea rain, pelting her—changing her into this abomination that she was—

-–And then nothingness.

Vivian violently pushed the memories away before they grew teeth, her jaw clenching with fury. The Vagabond nodded as though he’d just confirmed something.

“So someone did hurt you…”

Vivian’s pulse thundered in her ears.

“Shut up.”

"Cher… Ya’ might as well be huntin’ a ghost. This whole world isn’t as black and white as you think it is. You do realize that finding revenge won’t make you happy, right? You should probably ditch the Proxy Knights before you do even more of a number on yourself. Or someone else, for that matter—"

"I said shut up."

“—And because you can’t find that one person, you’re just takin’ your anger out on innocent folks who—”

Vivian felt something inside her snap. Her sword cleared its sheath in a blur. Metal flashed. The strike should have connected. The distance between them was barely even eight paces. Even a child would have been able to land it. But the man casually leaned to one side, and the blade sliced through empty air. Vivian’s eyes widened.

What—?

The momentum carried her forward. She immediately adjusted, turning the miss into a second strike.

Empty again. The Vagabond had somehow whipped around her without appearing to move at all. A cold sensation crept into Vivian’s stomach. This isn’t possible! A finger poked her shoulder, and she spun to find him standing behind her, his eyes widening behind those ridiculous sunglasses.

“Oh wow,” said he, “You’re actually tryin’ to kill me!”

“STOP MOVING!”

"Non merci. I’d rather not get sliced by an angry fishsop with a revenge kink."

“DON’T CALL ME THAT!”

Another swing. The Vagabond ducked beneath it, wincing.

"Désolé, I just felt that needed clarifyin’…"

Vivian’s blade cut through empty air.

Again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Each miss only seemed to delight him further. “Y’know,” he mused as he stepped around another strike, “for somebody who executes people, you’re awfully bad at catchin’ em.”

“I WILL CATCH YOU,” Vivian said calmly. “AND I WILL KILL YOU.”

“Awwwww.”

The Vagabond pressed a hand against his chest. And… did he look like he was about to cry?! “She says the sweetest things.”

Vivian nearly screamed, her face hot and her fins flaring. The Vagabond noticed immediately, and his grin widened. “OOOoooh…”

“No.”

“Oh, absolutely.”

“NO.”

“Those lil’ fins of yours… they move when you’re angry!”

Vivian’s face darkened. “Don’t.”

“They’re kinda cute.”

The next swing came noticeably faster. The Vagabond laughed. “Oh! Look! Look! See that? There they go again!”

“YOU’RE DEAD, VAGABOND!”

“That’s the first time you called me by my name and third time you’ve threatened me, Cher. I’m starting to think you’re interested.”

Vivian’s vision briefly turned red. The Vagabond smoothly stepped around another strike.

Then another.

Then another.

And then even more.

At this point, Vivian had lost count.

Every time she thought she had him cornered, he simply wasn’t there anymore. Sometimes he’d duck. Sometimes he’d sidestep. Sometimes he’d somehow end up behind her. Once, to Vivian’s immense horror, he actually flicked her forehead.

“Too angry. Have you considered smiling more?”

The words nearly caused her to sputter.

“I HATE YOU!”

“Bit soon for that, no?” The Vagabond said, grinning. “Usually folks buy me dinner first.”

Vivian continued trying to stab him.

The fight spilled down the hillside. Through patches of flowers. Across old trails. Over fallen trees. The Vagabond never once struck back. He simply kept moving. Talking. Teasing. Existing. Which somehow made him even more infuriating.

“You know,” he called while casually walking backward away from another of her sword swings, “I was serious about you quittin’ the Proxy Knights.”

“SHUT UP!”

“You seem stressed.”

“YOU ARE THE REASON I AM STRESSED!”

"Heyyyy… I don’t think that’s true."

Vivian lunged. The Vagabond vanished from sight. And just as quickly as he had vanished, a warm hand landed gently on her shoulder.

“There.”

Vivian spun.

“Now I’m your reason why.”

The smile and accompanying wink he gave her was unbearable.

She attacked again, this time trying to land a punch to his stupid face, which he too easily sidestepped. And only after several more minutes of attempting murder did a horrifying realization finally crawl into her mind.

Her target!

Vivian froze.

The Vagabond immediately noticed, and stopped moving as well.

Slowly, Vivian turned. The outcrop where her target waited was gone. Not literally, but in the sense that they had traveled so far through the hills that she couldn’t even see it anymore.

Silence.

The realization hit her all at once. She whirled to glare at The Vagabond.

“YOU.”

The Vagabond scratched his cheek. “Me.”

“You led me away!”

His smile became positively shameless. “…Maaaaaaybe.”

“YOU LED ME AWAY!”

The chuckle that escaped him confirmed everything. "Ya’ didn’t have to say it twice, Cher."

Every sidestep!

Every joke!

Every insult!

Every stupid compliment—!

He’s been doing it all on purpose! Vivian realized, her face burning with embarrassment. How could I have let myself be distracted so easily!? And she was as certain as the setting sun that he’d done it all to protect that criminal.

SHE.

HATED.

HIM.

The subject of her hatred spread his hands innocently. "In my defense, you made it surprisingly easy. And not gonna’ lie, I was wonderin’ when you’d notice, Mon Cher."

Vivian’s eye twitched.

"I am going to kill you."

“Nah. You’ll never kill me. You’re too weak.”

The answer came immediately, and somehow that only made Vivian angrier. The Vagabond stretched his arms over his head, his grin fading just slightly. “But, well… Ya’ just had to ruin it by finally noticing. Soooooo it looks like our fun’s comin’ to an end.”

Every instinct in Vivian’s body immediately began screaming.

A pale yellow glow spread across his arms, liquid and mirror-like. The platinum-like markings covering his skin illuminated one after another—and in his hands, she saw a magic circle with a symbol she didn’t recognize. Vivian’s stomach dropped.

Danger, her instincts screamed. You’re in DANGER!

But before she could react, The Vagabond vanished. Vivian spun, already knowing she was too slow as a presence appeared behind her, close enough to feel his breath on her ear.

"Rest easy, Mon Cher."

Something struck the back of her neck, sharp and painful but only just for a moment—and the world tilted. Her knees buckled beneath her, darkness swallowing her vision as she collapsed. The last thing she heard before the darkness claimed her was the Vagabond’s infuriatingly amused, sing-songy voice.

“I’ve got you~”

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Here’s the second part peeps!

The first thing Vivian noticed when she woke up was the smell of fish cooking over an open fire. The second thing she noticed was that she was tied up.

Her eyes snapped open so fast she almost jumped, and she immediately strained against the ropes binding her arms to her torso. Nothing happened. The rope didn’t so much as creak. She twisted, planted her feet against the ground, and pulled harder. Still nothing. A chuckle sounded nearby.

"Ah, tant mieux… Fishsop’s awake."

Vivian’s head whipped toward the source of the voice.

The Vagabond sat comfortably across from her beside a small campfire, turning a piece of fish over in a pan with a pair of chopsticks as if kidnapping an Atlanthean Proxy Knight was a perfectly normal afternoon activity. The firelight danced across the strange platinum markings covering his body while leaves drifted lazily overhead.

“Let me go,” she said.

“Nah.”

Vivian glared. The Vagabond took an experimental bite of his fish.

"Mmm. You’re very rude for somebody I’m cooking this deliciooooooous meal for," he said with a mouthful.

“I don’t want your food.”

“That’s nice fishsop, but I’m still makin’ food for you anyways. A good hero always has the needs of others in mind!”

Vivian felt a vein twitch in her forehead.

“Don’t ever call me fishsop again*.*”

“Only if you tell me your name. Or do you not have one of those?”

“I do have a name.”

“Oh?” His golden eyes immediately brightened. “What is it?”

Vivian regretted asking. “I’m not telling you.”

The Vagabond gasped, his hand flying to his chest. "You wound me, Mon Cher."

“Good.”

“I save your life, cook for you, provide excellent company—”

“Uh… You kidnapped me?!”

“—and this is how I’m repaid.”

Vivian rolled her eyes. “You tied me up.”

"With very nice high-quality rope. Rope I reserve for only the fiercest of lionesses, such as yourself, Mon Cher."

“I HATE you.”

“Why do you keep saying that?”

“Because it’s true.”

“Mmm.” The Vagabond pointed at her with his chopsticks. “I don’t think so.”

“You don’t?”

“Nah.” His grin widened. “If you really hated me, you would’ve stopped talkin’ to me five minutes ago.”

Vivian opened her mouth.

Paused.

Closed it.

The Vagabond immediately looked smug. “There it is.”

“There what is?”

“Your ‘oh no I regret this’ face.”

“I do NOT have a 'oh no I regret this’ face.”

“See? More conversation.”

Vivian briefly considered throwing herself off a cliff. The Vagabond sighed dramatically. “So…After everything we’ve been through… You really don’t wanna tell me your name?”

“We literally just met each other.”

“We shared a deeply emotional conversation.”

“No we didn’t?!”

“And I’m even cooking for you!”

Vivian narrowed her eyes. “I didn’t ask you to cook for me, idiot.”

"Ah. So I’m just sacrificin’ my afternoon to provide a quality meal for an ungrateful fish person… I see how it is, Mon Cher…"

“I am NOT a fish.”

“Fish-adjacent?”

“I am not fish-adjacent.”

The Vagabond hummed. “Sea monster love child?”

“No.”

“Siren?”

“No.”

“Fishsop?”

Vivian immediately strained against the ropes again. “I am going to KILL you.”

"Oof. You’re back to saying that now?"

“Because I mean it.”

The Vagabond considered this. “Eh. Fair.” He pointed at her with his chopsticks. “But if you’re gonna murder me someday, it’s only polite that I know your name first.”

“Why?”

“So I can put it on the invitation.”

“The invitation to what?”

“My funeral. Planning ahead is important. So please, why don’t you just tell me your name already?”

“I’m still not telling you my name.”

The Vagabond sighed. "Ah. What a shame. Guess I’ll never know the name of the sweet dame who tried turning me into a kebab."

“You’re insufferable.”

“And yet you’re still talking to me. Funny how that works.”

“I HATE you.”

"I know, Mon Cher."

Vivian narrowed her eyes.

“Can you stop doing that… That thing…?”

“…Thing?”

“That,” She gestured vaguely with her chin. “That thing where you blabber nonsense words.”

"You mean my mother tongue?"

“Your gibberish.”

The Vagabond looked genuinely offended. "Charabia…? Mon Dieu. Tu n’as aucun respect pour ma langue. Pourquoi est-ce que je me donne encore la peine d’être gentil avec des gens comme toi… ? Je n’y gagne absolument rien. Enfin, à part voir des choses hilarantes se produire. La vie est d’un ennui mortel."

Vivian stared at him blanky. “I didn’t understand a word of what you just said.”

“Exactly.”

The smile that followed somehow made everything worse. For several moments, the only sound was the crackling fire. The Vagabond continued eating—generously leaving a modest amount for Vivian—while Vivian continued plotting increasingly creative ways to kill him with those chopsticks he was using. Eventually, curiosity won.

“What does ‘MOAN CHAIR’ even mean?”

The Vagabond nearly choked on his fish. “Pardon?”

“MOAN CHAIR. You keep saying it.”

A cringe immediately spread on his face. “First off, it’s pronounced MON CHER. Secondly, don’t ever try to speak the words of my mother tongue because you suck at it and listening to you say that made me want to bash my head against a tree. And Thirdly… Is that seriously what you’re curious about right now?”

“Answer the question.”

The Vagabond narrowed his eyes. “No.”

“No?”

“No.”

“Why?”

The Vagabond grinned. “Because it’s funny.”

“What the hell is so funny about it?”

“You.”

Vivian’s eye twitched. “…Me?”

“Yeah. You’ve spent the couple’a minutes threatenin’ to kill me and somehow the thing bothering you most is not knowin’ two words from my mother tongue.”

“I am capable of caring about multiple things at once.”

"Hah! You clearly don’t have your priorities straight."

"I can and I do have them straight."

“Then why aren’t you askin’ me why I kidnapped you?”

"Because I’m going to escape. And then I’m going to kill you. I don’t need a WHY."

The answer came so quickly that The Vagabond barked out a laugh. "Woo. There she is. What a lioness you are. GRRrrAhr! Now if only she could realize how self-destructive her quest for revenge is… I really can read you like an open book."

Vivian glared at him. “Answer the question.”

“Nah.”

“What does it mean?”

“Nothing.”

“What does it mean?!”

“Nnnnothing!”

“WHAT. DOES. IT. MEAN?!”

His grin widened. “You reaaaaaally wanna know that badly?”

Vivian suddenly wished she’d never asked. The Vagabond rested his chin on one hand. “Maybe I’ll tell you—”

Vivian sat up, listening—

“…If you promise not to kill me when I let you go later.”

Vivian growled. “There isn’t going to be a later.”

“Sure there is.”

“No, there isn’t. Because I’m going to kill you.”

Ah, dommage. Then I guess you’ll never know. How about we compromise? You tell me your name… And I tell you what Mon Cher means?”

Vivian groaned and let her head fall back against the tree.

“You’re impossible.”

“I’ve been told that.”

“Frequently, I imagine?”

The Vagabond nodded. “Almost daily.”

Vivian stared at him. The stupid smile. The stupid nicknames. The compliments. The way he’d called her fins “cute”. The way he’d somehow managed to spend the last half hour being the most irritating person she’d ever met. Suddenly, something clicked in her head. Slowly, her eyes narrowed. “…Wait.”

The Vagabond immediately perked up. “Oh? She’s thinkin’!”

“Shut up.”

Vivian continued staring at him. Then she slowly pointed at him with her chin. “…Are you seriously coming on to me right now?”

For the first time since she met him, The Vagabond looked genuinely caught off guard. “Oh.” He blinked. Then blinked again. Then promptly burst out laughing. “Oh… Oh this is… This is FANTASTIC!”

“I’m serious.”

“You seriously think I’m flirtin’ with you?”

“You keep calling me strange names. You called my fins cute. Hell, you even winked at me.”

“And you were trying to cut me in half and stab me.”

“THAT IS NOT DENIAL.”

The grin on his face somehow widened. "Hah! I like you."

“I HATE you.”

“Yeah, yeah, but you can’t deny this chemistry we have together, no?”

Vivian made a noise somewhere between a growl and a strangled scream. Instead of speaking, she looked away, her face and ears red. The Vagabond looked ecstatically delighted. "Mon Dieu, you’re so easy to fluster. Makes talking to you fun."

“I am NOT flustered.”

“Sureeeeeee. Keep tellin’ yourself that.”

"A slow and painful death for you, Vagabond."

The Vagabond laughed. “Y’know, most people tell me their name before giving me death threats.”

“Most people don’t kidnap me.”

“Touché.”

The conversation lapsed into silence again before Vivian finally exhaled through her nose with defeat. “…Vivian.”

The Vagabond paused.

"That’s my name, idiot."

For a moment he simply looked at her. Then his expression softened into something unexpectedly genuine.

“Vivian…” he repeated. “…C’est un joli prénom.”

Something about the way he said that—C’est un joli prénom—made something in Vivian’s chest tighten uncomfortably. She wasn’t entirely sure why. Maybe it was because, for once, he didn’t sound like he was teasing her. Maybe it was because he’d said it so gently…

Whatever it was, she pushed the feeling away.

“I don’t know what you’re saying,” she reminded him. The Vagabond seemed utterly delighted by her confusion. “Your turn,” she said, instead of commenting on it.

“My turn?”

“You have a name too, don’t you…?”

“Ah,” The grin returned. “I do.”

“Then tell me.”

The Vagabond leaned back against the log behind him, his gaze suddenly distant, as though he were mulling something over. Finally, he smiled.

"Call me Stendhal."

Vivian blinked.

“Stendhal…?”

“Mhm.”

Something about that didn’t feel right. “…That’s your actual name?”

The Vagabond—or perhaps Stendhal now—simply shrugged. “It’s close enough.”

Before Vivian could press further, he held up the bowl of fish he had saved for her, pointing to its contents with his chopsticks. “Want some?”

“No.”

“…You really don’t wanna at least try?”

“No.”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m sure.”

“Really?”

“Stop asking.”

“Meh. Your loss. Thanks for letting me eat your share! I’ve been staaaarving, and this growing boy NEEDS his food.”

Vivian gave him a look.

"What? I’m just being facetious… Don’t judge me, Mon Cher."

And with that, Stendhal continued eating while Vivian resumed silently judging him as she contemplated various methods of homicide-via-chopsticks. Then Vivian’s eyes narrowed.

“…Wait.”

“Hm?” Stendhal hummed around another bite.

“The compromise.”

“…What compromise?”

“You said if I told you my name, you’d tell me what MOAN CHAIR means.”

Stendhal cringed at her pathetic pronunciation, but soon, realization flickered across his face. “Oh… That.”

“Yes. That.”

Stendhal swallowed and leaned back against the log. “Technically, Mon Cher, that wasn’t the compromise.”

“What?”

“You never agreed to it.”

“But I told you my name.”

“Correct.”

“Because you wouldn’t stop bothering me.”

“Also correct.”

“And now you’re refusing to tell me?”

“Also, also correct.”

Stendhal’s grin was so unbearably smug that Vivian felt something inside her snap.

“I see this as an absolute win,” Stendhal said.

For several seconds, she simply stared at him. This man made absolutely no sense to her sometimes. Suddenly, she realized something. This entire time, Stendhal had been protecting that bowl of fish. Every time he’d gestured, he’d moved the bowl first. Every time he’d laughed, he’d make sure not to spill it.

Slowly, a smile tugged at the corner of Vivian’s mouth. Stendhal immediately looked suspicious. "Whatchu’ gettin’ all smiley about, Mon Cher?"

“Nothing.”

Before he could react, Vivian threw herself forward as far as the ropes allowed. Her forehead slammed directly into his shoulder, and she heard Stendhal yelp: “Ouuf!”

The bowl flew from his hands. The fish arced gracefully through the air, then landed directly in the dirt. The meal was ruined.

Silence.

Stendhal stared at the fish. Then at the dirt. Then at a Vivian with a shit-eating grin. Then back at the fish. “M… Mon Dieu.”

“You deserved that.”

“My… My fish.”

“You deserved that too.”

"My fish!"

For the first time since she’d met him, Stendhal sounded genuinely upset. “I spent hours making that! I… I had to catch it MYSELF! And I had to look for the seasonings… And I… I had to make the fire and everything and you just… You WASTED my FOOD! I did it all for YOU!”

Vivian lifted her chin triumphantly. That’s what you get, you bastard, she thought. Stendhal made a wounded noise before turning away from her entirely. He dropped to one knee beside the fallen fish, carefully lifting it from the dirt as though recovering a fallen comrade from a battlefield.

“No…”

His shoulders slumped.

“My beautiful fish…”

Vivian watched him mourn the meal with all the dignity of a cougar at a cat funeral and felt a surge of satisfaction. Good, she thought. Let him suffer. For once, she had actually managed to get one over on him.

Stendhal’s shoulders trembled.

Vivian smirked.

Then they trembled again.

Her smirk faltered. Wait. Was he… Laughing? The realization hit half a second before Stendhal suddenly went still. Slowly, he turned his head.

One finger rose, and pointed directly at her. “There.”

The smile vanished from Vivian’s face. “There what?”

“That! Your face!”

“There’s nothing on my face.”

“Yes there was. There was a smile! You smiled!”

“I did NOT.”

“You absolutely DID smile!”

Vivian immediately looked away. There was no arguing her way out of this. She’d already been caught.

“You should do that more often,” Stendhal said. “You’re pretty when you smile.”

The words came so casually that they caught her completely off guard.

For once, she didn’t have a response. Stendhal looked unbearably pleased with himself. Vivian opted on just staring at the ground instead of possibly embarrassing herself further. And, much to her annoyance, found herself thinking that maybe—

Just maybe—

I don’t hate this man. Not really.

The realization was horrifying. She immediately decided she hated him again.

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I’m sorry but I couldn’t stop thinking about combat initiation’s vagabond.

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fr*nch??? 0/10 story

(I’m joking, the story is actually peak)

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I was thinking about the Vagabond perk from decaying winter

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I LOVE YOU FOR TBIS IM SUCH A DECAYING WINTER FAN UR SO REAL!!! I HAVE A VAGABOND OC

dude i havent played dw in such a long time

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Holy peak?? when is part 3 i need this i will die of starvation if i dont/j

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HMMMMMM

maaaaaybe… HMMMMM…

I’d have to keep planning on how to write this… Banter is my jam, after all. :wink:

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I gave up trying to play around 2023 (too laggy and it took about 30 minutes for me to load)

NTA your knight your rules.

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  1. why only 1 of them naked?
  2. i am not reading allat
  1. You’d know he wasn’t if you read it
  2. your loss :broken_heart:

Am I the only one who thinks Bloxxers vagabond is easier than normal because he keeps trying to parry my attacks and then gets countered, stunned and takes a shit load of dmg?

I couldn’t say since I haven’t played it recently.

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I’m not the person to ask sorry.

Whoops, I replied to the wrong person. :sob:

Nice and silly story, very comedic those two were! Question though about that unseen guy, if it was an accident due to the guy using his magic while he wasn’t conscious, why was he locked in prison? Even if it wasn’t for long? Also what caused him to do all that while wasn’t conscious in the first place?

To put it as simply as I can: He was charged with involuntary manslaughter, and taken into custody during the following investigation. In which, it was quickly determined after he woke up that it was all an accident.

I kinda made the assumption (And put my trust in my readers) that you guys might assume that he had been in “prison” for either one of two reasons: 1. When it happened, it looked like he did it on purpose, therefore he was arrested FOR manslaughter. OR 2. The case was so controversial that the Gravy HAD to take him away.

I will admit though, I probably MIGHT have had Stendhal admit that the whole case was controversial and uncertain, but I thought that might have been a bit too on the nose. Cherry is my only beta reader, so it’s difficult for me to tell these sorts of things.

I didn’t want him to just straight up TELL the reader that it was controversial. I wanted you to get the impression that the whole situation wasn’t as “black and white”, as Vivian convinced herself it was. I didn’t want to tell readers what to think about it. I wanted readers to come up with their own conclusions. People make mistakes. People do shitty things. People learn and move on. Stendhal isn’t the type to judge people on what they did in the past. He’s more of the type of person to judge what people do in the present, or in the future. But most of that motivation comes from his own past and vices. More on that in future installments.

And on the subject on what caused the man Vivian tried to “cleanse” to do all that in the first place: I’d rather leave that up to interpretation! I’m running on the assumption that magic just manifests in people; that it just manifests randomly, or after important/traumatic life events. (Take Enzior, or Arish Vista for example).

I’ve been trying my best as a writer to try to leave more things up for interpretation just to make the whole experience of looking back at it more interesting. And while I may admit that I am not perfect at it, I’ll take your confusion as a sign that I must work harder.

This probably might have been a lot more than you thought i’d say, but I really did genuinely enjoy mulling over your questions. :slight_smile:

Thank you!

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HHhhh i will also add tho: My vision with this is a Enemies to Lovers + Comedy sort of story that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

All this philosophical and angst stuff about morality is just a sprinkle on top to keep things interesting.

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