i genuinely forgot maya was a character, I can’t believe i made sarloveze a more important character than her
Atlantean’s are constantly soaked in highly irradiated water, curses don’t like irradiated water, the Atlantean explodes
Finally, Sir Gavin’s got some love.
Pretty Great, i’ll say.I am a writer myself, but i am not sure how to make proper criticism lol, i was mainly a spectator of the development of the Abyss Sea AU, anyway.
for the last time people, you cannot fuck the Atlanteans without getting torn apart
second stupidest piece of lore ive written
That random Blue Lobster that produces that one part in Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor when someone is close to it and is unaware of the Lobster being there, generally jumpscaring them.
When the invasion mutated the waters of the Bronze Sea, many sea creatures gained strange mutations. Among one of the stupidest and strangest ones, was a lobster that had both turned blue and somehow was capable producing around 10-15 seconds of a certain part of Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. However, this ability to produce music is only allowed under 2 conditions.
- A human being must be in hearing range for it to even have a chance of triggering this effect. The closer the human is, the more likely it will trigger.
- The human most completely unaware of the Lobster being in hearing distance or of it’s existance in general. If 2 or more humans are present, then only one needs to be unaware.
Note: If the human is just incredibly easy to scare or has their ear/face up to the lobster, ignore condition 2.
No one knows how or why the Lobster can do this, but it has struck fear into the hearts of many just randomly walking along a beach or shoreline. Attempts have been made to figure out how it knows people are unaware of it being there and or how it knows a human is close by, but all have failed. Atlanteans seem to just be completely deaf to the Lobster’s sound and just ignore it. Sirens will hear and be confused but just leave alone after a while.
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knockback
fly away!
just watch, i’m gonna do the atlantean goth mommy
none of these words are in the bible
the pearly gates of heaven are closed to me but her legs aren’t
bars im afraid
still better than what you wrote
That’s a mentally deranged cannibal that only vaguely resembles a human. Do not the Atlantean
some member of G.N Remnants gonna have PSA to stop people from trying to fuck Mutant Mayor Tilly with how horny you mfs are
this is what i get for complimenting people huh
you’re welcome bestie!!!
going dark. not gonna abyss post for a month now
BREAKING NEWS: innocent civilian Mirage Abyssseer was found dead in a detroit alleyway for not “giving the gang a fix of that good abyss shit” and “abandoning her homies in their hour of writing need”
here we have Fighting Lady at the scene, Fighting what do you have to say about this grisly murder
I keep getting ideas for abyss sea shitposta, deal with it.
Commander Barion’s PSA
A particularly notoriously PSA among the remnants of Bronze Sea G.N. The contents of the PSA were mainly Commander Barion ranting about having seen a marine get absolutely murdered after trying to fuck an Atlantean. Commander Barion has gone on to say he still supports his words, though notes he was a tad extreme. Below is a transcription of the PSA.
“We lost Jericho today.”
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“Want to know why?”
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“HE WAS TRYING TO FUCK AN ATLANTEAN! TO MAKE EVEN WORSE IT WAS MAYOR TILLY OUT OF ALL PEOPLE!”
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“I’m genuinely so done with you buffoons. You deserve to be eaten alive if you’re this stupid. I can’t even begin to FATHOM how someone could be this horny and stupid. If you even have a remote idea of doing something like Jericho, resign from your position. You’re clearly too moronic to be trusted in any position of authority.”
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“We are not holding a funeral for Jericho.”
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“I swear to whatever God is still alive, I’ll do anything if they strike any fucker who has a remote inclination to copy Jericho’s actions down as soon as they can. I am still processing how some absolute FOOL could think THIS was a GOOD IDEA. If I find out you have an inkling of an idea of fucking an Atlantean, I’ll kill you before you can even have a damned chance.”
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“For the last time.”
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“Do not fuck the Atlanteans.”
wompth wompth