Vetex needs a bigger kitchen we must fund his cooking
Next up is probably domestic violence or maybe terrorism or riots or mass violent protests
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hey vetex, can we please have vitality content, story updates, complete weapon skills, higher level cap, new rare spells and techniques, dark sea expansion, balancing, or optimization please?
vetex: haha mugging update funny
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The mage/warlock when a thief steals 20 galleons (they have 14980 now):
THIS UPDATE IS PEAK YOU HEATHEN HERETIC!!! (cs)
Where is my vitality content vetex?
Who needs vitality when we got this peak
If you want vitality next thing added is probably some uh “magic blue crystals”
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Bro glazing the most minor of features
We still got 7 months, it shall come in time 
Misplaced optimism
Can we please have an optimization update or something
last time I checked I don’t think the floating point error was canon to the dark sea
in the next lore doc update it will be revealed that the magic energy in the dark sea is so potent that it microwaves reality itself
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Forumers prove yet again they lack comprehension of a joke
thats inherent to how game engines work, vetex literally cannot fix this
yea he can just make the DS smaller
or make each layer a different server instance
Yeah, that would work tbh
actually never cook again
imagine being in range 2 then accidentally you enter range 3, gotta go through a loading screen, pray your game doesn’t crash from the effects, go back through a loading screen again, and also anything you were sailing toward is gone
This means players who crash often may be able to save some chests! UNACCEPTABLE!!!
just spitballing here, but I think my first idea is the best
the DS has NO REASON to be as big as it is, I’m sure in lore it’s massive but it doesn’t have to be as big ingame
jesus every patch note i read is 5 new memory leaks
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Leakcane Odyssey is real
we got npc fistfights in ao before gta 6
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