undo all of his freakish mutations except the “:3” one
why are you all so intent on making him into some sort of freakish monstrosity? show him a little respect.
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make him put a baseball cap on his friend’s head
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Tell him about all the horror in Deepwoken and tell him all about the Depths and it lore. Then reveal you are going to send him there when the next major update happens. Layer 3 and tell him he is going to be a boss killing all his friends.
Heretics sutra you mean?
and just like that, everything disappears.
once again, we find ourselves at a beginning.
but one thing is different this time.
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Turn into a lovecraftian deity with unimaginable power
Insert Heretic Surta corrupted dialouge here.
Make it constantly feel like its about to sneeze bit never actually sneeze
THEY SHALL KNOW TRUE PAIN
moving past that ominous proclamation, it’s important that we give the friend some distinguishing characteristic.
Can we get a safe word button in here? And what will it say? Hm . . . how 'bout one that plays the whole funny song. You know the one that goes-
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i will not be doing that.
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Give this new person hair, and then place in there a tree of life. Do not eat the fruit from which it bares.
Then I will be sending him there myself…
all right, done.
knock him and his friend out, and strand them on and island, then make them meet a man named morden, who talks to them and gives them a rowboat, then make them begin their arcane odyssey…
Give him a 12 gauge shotgun and make him mentally unhinged
make him a warrior build and his friend a warlock build with sailor fist and fire magic
their arcane odyssey begins here…
…and it comes to a swift end when they realize that this colorful world they are inhabiting does not stretch far at all.
the instant they look away, the bronze sea has vanished, leaving them alone in a blank void once again. it almost feels like waking up from a good dream. perhaps commands do not have unlimited scope?
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Give them a hug