Canonically the player is VERY strong

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from this image, you can see that a seahorse is roughly 1/2th the size of a player, and a mythic seahorse roughly 3x the size (it extends a bit downwards but you cant see that on this screenshot)[1]

therefore, mythic modifier multiplies the length of any given fish by 6x

square cube law says that if length increases by x amount, surface area increases by x^2 and volume increases by x^3
therefore a mythic colossal squid has x216 the mass of a normal one

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source: wikipedia’s article on colossal squids

if we take the minimum of a normal colossal squid, and multiply it by the volume (therefore mass) multiplier, we get 106920 kilograms

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from various sources that I could find, the strongest bone in the human body is the femur, which can take up to 18000 newtons of force before it shatters

you’d be GONE
DISINTEGRATED
REDUCED TO ATOMS
(if you tried to hold it up)

yet the player does so with ease, and can not only run with it but also dash, jump, dive and resurface like its another tuesday

credits to LunarFrostSN/JohnasKehmberg for the mythic colossal squid and in assisting me with comparing sizes

  1. i doubt vetex used like 5 decimal spaces so i think we can work with that ↩︎

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dont care vetex already said player will never reach top verse or even close enough to throw hands with wotan (or even his sons, i dont remember)

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god damnit

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we have a unique blessing that literally only allows us to carry big heavy fish, not big heavy things in general just big heavy fish.

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If you ever wondered why curses are called “sea curses” but blessings are not called “sea blessings” this is why. The sea blessing is it’s own thing and it allows the user to carry any fish no matter how large.

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You’d expect it allows the user to also swim and breathe underwater with no limitations, except no, they specifically can’t do that, but I mean.. they can…

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with a fishing rod in your hands
everything looks like a fish

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have you ever fished with your life on the line?

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Usually one would do it with bait on the line, using your life seems a little dramatic

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seriously? i always had my heart on my fishin’ rod line all the time
i completely forgot there can be other kind of bait

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Forget about fishing it’s time to kill each other!

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WOAHH-
actually hold on you have a point…

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shhhhhh you’ll give big v ideas and we’ll no longer be able to carry big fishies (he really really really loves realism in his magic game)

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have you considered the player’s inventory?

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I got hit by papyrus
Jk luminous waist lantern

We don’t talk about the player’s inventory

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My oc’s getting beaten by the player? No I dont want that!

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We really going the Minecraft full inventory of gold blocks can lift planets route. ig theoretically we’rei finitely strong, carrying all those chests and stuff

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swedish fish? get ready for swiss seahorse

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Silas the Hobo will never reach the strenght level of Steve, but he is trying his best.

The millions of cannonballs in our pocket can crush the competition at some point, though.