Choose your superpower but the person below gives it a side effect

You’re made to be in a trench for like every second, and the second you leave, you get shot
Great war lore:

you can only unleash it when you arent around anyone

you are always in range of enemy bowmen

this is a funny side effect to give to literally every superpower ngl

my reasoning was that the shit might embarrass you and make you rage randomly

for me I saw it as the rage making them shit themselves

Your eyes fall off every day and have to be regrown. The feeling of an eye regrowing is similar to someone drilling out an eye-sized hole in your head and pinning it in place.

the ability the walk on water

Necromancer abilities and eternal life

you have to remember the names of every person you revive or else they get super offended and stop following you, no name tags or writing down their names either

the water turns to wine upon your touch, and you can’t walk on wine

you just gave them another superpower instead, and arguably better

What do you mean? Cant I just write their names down and memorize it all until the sub-conscious level?

oh flip

i mean i guess if you wanted to make flash cards for their names to study then you could, i more meant no writing it in a notebook and flipping through the pages

If thats the case, then im doing second superpower for this

Absolute memory, allows me to remember everything

your brain expands one cubic inch per thing you have to memorize, but your skull stays the same size

fuck this is even worse

Wait frick this means I am literally gonna die in like… 10 seconds at this point

Or EVEN 5 SECONDS

i choose the best superpower of them all and its to always win online arguments with strangers over useless irrelevant topics and maximize my time and efficiency in getting into as many of them as possible

i also choose the super power of 3 beautiful ladies staying at my side at all times :sunglasses: