for me I saw it as the rage making them shit themselves
Your eyes fall off every day and have to be regrown. The feeling of an eye regrowing is similar to someone drilling out an eye-sized hole in your head and pinning it in place.
the ability the walk on water
Necromancer abilities and eternal life
you have to remember the names of every person you revive or else they get super offended and stop following you, no name tags or writing down their names either
the water turns to wine upon your touch, and you canāt walk on wine
you just gave them another superpower instead, and arguably better
What do you mean? Cant I just write their names down and memorize it all until the sub-conscious level?
oh flip
i mean i guess if you wanted to make flash cards for their names to study then you could, i more meant no writing it in a notebook and flipping through the pages
If thats the case, then im doing second superpower for this
Absolute memory, allows me to remember everything
your brain expands one cubic inch per thing you have to memorize, but your skull stays the same size
fuck this is even worse
Wait frick this means I am literally gonna die in likeā¦ 10 seconds at this point
Or EVEN 5 SECONDS
i choose the best superpower of them all and its to always win online arguments with strangers over useless irrelevant topics and maximize my time and efficiency in getting into as many of them as possible
i also choose the super power of 3 beautiful ladies staying at my side at all times 
Your one weakness is āwho askedā and a soyjack meme image
for the second superpower, the sideeffect is that the three are in a gay relationship with each other and arenāt interested in you
Getting into constant arguments chases away your friends and family, eventually rendering you almost completely alone
The ability to slap people through the internet.