Choose your superpower but the person below gives it a side effect

You can get slapped back

So now i just engage them in slap battles?
I’ll take it.

I can spawn skibidi toilets

Each slap sent is equal to the amount of data a hard disk of the same mass as your arm can hold, and all of the data must be transfered.

Fatal heart attack

it also summons annoying brainrotted children

absolute manipulation

The gods take a portion of you each time you use your power

a portion of your soul or are they literally slicing you in chunks every time

Photokinesis
(Basically light magic)

Slicing a chunk off of you

it only works on photons with a wavelength of 1000 metres or more

You’re blind.

You get flashbanged whenever you use it

teleport to anyplace I’ve been just by thinking of it and snapping my fingers

When you teleport your body will be rotated randomly so sometimes you fall on your face or get there upside down.

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theres a 20% chance you get some sort of horrible mutation whenever you teleport

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You no longer have fingers

The money it takes to go from ur initial point to the closest airport nearby is deducted from your balance

fortunately any bread you bring with you is unaffected, so your lunch is fine