Im a convicted felon
i didnt learn to swim until i was 11
Many years ago someone asked me to be their boyfriend and I said no. My confession is that I’m not a simp and I’m proud of it 
I got another one. Me and my group of friends in the 5th grade (again) called ourselves the “communists”. We had claimed a group of trees on a small hill, and all we did was throw pinecones at each other, hit another group of people called the capitalists with sticks, and piss on trees (our bathrooms looked like the aftermath of Chernobyl). Those 3 things landed us in detention like 5 times in one semester.
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ok.
i still cant swim.
and will never learn.
coz i live in the middle of the country with mountains
Time to do another:
I haven’t played it yet since I am still trying to complete hollow knight, also it was summer sale and I wanted steam points :/
I didn’t get off four wheels on a bike till I was eight. damn, that was just sad, my little brother got off extra wheels at 7.
and using vpn?
A) you’re extremely mentally deranged and delusional although serious
B) ridiculously edgy user but not serious
C) just making up a hoax for the sake of getting attention
Doesn’t matter which of these you are or even none, but posting shit like that alone is fucked.
1 - fake because the details are way too specific to remember properly
2 - also fake because some things is actually dumb
3 - it’s not even that bad to think about, honestly. I think of scenarios like this all the time
I was mostly thinking it was a hoax aswell since it gave off copypasta vibes, though that doesn’t mean there isn’t a slight chance they were being serious about every detail
are you ok
Can’t tell if you’re replying to me or not but I’m just gonna assume so since it doesn’t make sense what you’re replying to otherwise
wait sht what did they post ?
i didnt read it cause i was busy
probably better off that no one says it
Can you pm me?
I fell down the stairs with my spaghetti, but that was more of an emotional pain than a physical one : (
Hey that’s from ice cream sandwiche ):<
What did I miss? What did he say?
@LichdaDerp I skimmed it and it was kinda messed up, idk if I am allowed to say it
I can’t remember it too well either
DM him
I don’t remember much of the details of what the person posted, so it’s probably better if they ask someone else other than me who read the entire thing