i shall not confess things ive done, that straight up horrendous
… Ah. Yeah, that sounds like a bit of an issue.
Uhhhh, good luck. And remember that it’s not a crime if nobody finds out😇
indeed, indeed… 
I have… A confession.
My Name is actually not just Jared. It’s Jared Jeffery.
No give me internet points
I killed a bird once; it flew right into my truck on the highway.
you a truck driver?
I am late to this, but I have a specific, genuine confession that made my therapist think I was a sociopath for a bit. (I am not, I am just hyperaware and hyperobservant.)
@sock , this is actually including our friendship in elementary school.
I’m giving context to help defend my actions.
So I was the weird kid in elementary school. Goth, liked anime, didn’t like socializing. As a result, I was bullied. I was bullied a lot.
Combine the trauma that already existed and you get a kid that never talked. I think Sock was the only person I’d speak to beyond the teachers and one person. So people thought I didn’t talk. I was the “quiet kid” so to speak. So people never shut up around me.
So here we get to the confession… I’d hear gossip until 8th grade around me. I’d know everything, I’d listen in, and some intense PTSD added from other things, I was kind of really good at knowing body mannerisms. When someone was anxious, upset, happy, it became relatively easy around 5th grade.
So I had a notebook. Every little secret, every detail, since 3rd grade. I had it on everything I heard. From a kid simply breaking their ankle to if they had a dead family member. This isn’t bad, but it gets worse.
I wrote down anything I heard. Even things told in confidence to me when I figured out how to socialize and be charismatic.
So in seventh grade, I had to go back to in person school. It was fine until I noticed a particular bully of mine, one who had made every day for me hell since elementary school was there.
I had dirt on him. I’ll try and say it in a way that doesn’t really go against any rules.
This bully of mine didn’t like that I’m Jewish. When I was in elementary school, his older brother stalked me for being Jewish. The FBI got involved. I shared this little secret around the entire school.
While it didn’t directly hurt him, it gave a connotation for his family. That was the point, it would hurt him almost like how he’d hurt me. A bit of revenge.
So yeah. I caused a social downfall and hurt an entire family because two kids didn’t like me.
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Not saying what you did was right—it wasn’t—but it’s pretty uncommon for bullies to come from decent parents. Chances are the family wasn’t great either.
this is going to sound really really bad (especially w/o context), but I hope my parents die while I’m in college (preferably near the end) and I hope it isn’t quick.
I committed murder in 2014.
you didnt even do anything wrong here, the taking notes on everyone part is weird but if you havent done it since grades 5-8 i think its fine
the actual dirt on him you spread is just consequences of his own actions
The Loki lore is crazy
this is my type of story
and I’m not going further in explanation otherwise people would mistake me for a mental-asylum person
I’m not rb1, I’m also not even rb3. I’m beyond that, I’m rb0, the true original, and rb1 is my alt.
When I was in elementary school, iirc I accidentally called my teacher mom.
I’m certain that at least half the population’s done that or said something like “you too” to a non-applicable response.
i think he was trying to say loki’s reply sounded insane by saying a normal embarrassing memory someone would have, less a genuine confession
I drive an old blue truck to get around, not as a job. I also (almost) ran over a stray cat, and THANK HELL I DIDN’T, because I wouldn’t be letting that go within a few lifetimes.
This is real, very real.
I abandoned the notebook, but the awareness of mannerisms and how people act is still very present. But I ball!!
I’d do it again. Without a second thought. The confession was because I did it out of revenge, but I’d do it out of pure spite if I could turn back time. May a thousand plagues fall upon his bloodline.
I like revenge and destroying peoples hearts
gotta be my favorite book writin gender