I’m not
I threw a kinda medium sized Star Wars Lego I just finished at @Cryonical years ago when he was sitting down in an armchair and missed the chair (and him) completely
I was like 2ft away 
might’ve already said this idk
Im may or may not be over 18 yet I have more knowlegde about how beverages containing ethanol taste than an average adult. Welcome to Poland.
My once-best friend had a crush on a girl in 9th grade, he was depressed at the time and really locked on to the girl while she was a nice person and pitied him so she never actually told him off. It was funny at first but after a while our friend circle showed concerns so I fed him stupid advices and got him pulled a few stunts that resulted in the girl slapping him in public and outright said she despised him.
Sometimes I feel like the forum greatly connects to this message
i write by placing my pencil in between my index finger and my middle finger and every single person I’ve ever met comments on it
Why? Pen better.
i used to like suckig on the draw strings of hoodies until they were a goopy, slobbery, foaming white mess 
I chewed on mine, what you were doing sounds way weirder though.
Bro has failed every single standardized test requiring a number 2 pencil.
Is it bad I feel like this is really tame?
Tbh I wish I took a more delicate approach to the situation and it’s best that no one tries to do what I did. At that time I was also in the midst of a troublesome “relationship” so that was just me justifying my actions by commonizing it, by taking advantage of the situation and turning my friend’s psuedo love affair into another version of mine.
I’ve done so many bad things atp I just accept everything coming my way.
No such thing in best country 
my sins are either “i stole candy from a convenience store when i was 9” or “says an actual crime that could get me a life sentence”
i can’t possibly confess anything that is not boring or way too messed up
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I just realized as I was reading about crushes that I don’t think I’ve ever had one on a real person.
Every character I’ve felt anything for to my knowledge has been fictional. No actors. No celebrities. No classmates. No ordinary women.
Oh, and several said fictional characters are my OCs.
one time when i was asleep i vomited in my sisters hair and she went to school without washing it because she didn’t believe i puked in it
OH MY FLIPPING GOD, MY SISTER DID THAT TO ME ONCE.
I mean, I did wash it. But she threw up in my hair while I was asleep. (And I think while she was)
i play aut
Doctor Who reference, I can die happy now!!
(This is real though.)
I’m prone to envy, I guess I can admit that.
Maybe a bit of a procrastinator too, then again, I pull through.