shat on your mom once
“This is America!”
Mam being horny isn’t a good thing unless you want to look like a coomer. Take control of it. You’ll thank yourself later
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i still don’t know how to ride a bike.
i am 18.
theres a giant sezx scandal at my school
What?
i’m not laughing, i promise . . .
if it’s any consultation, it’s not a difficult skill to learn and i think if you use exercise equipment then there is a way for you to learn (kind of) pretty safely
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i tasted batteries
tastes like metallic sour
How’s the afterlife?
I lied about my dice rolls and said I got super high numbers in a starwars roleplaying game.
Damn, thats evil
I want to hear more but I also don’t want either of us to get suspended. Are we allowed to put like reddit type beat stories on this place (as long as it doesn’t go into gruesome NSFW detail?)
i cant control it, it’s too stronf
you monster
I know this is suppost to be humorous, but that is mildly worrying
i know
i mean it could just be im in my “phase” and will go away eventually… hopefully
anyway it’s like 1:21 am here now, good night
and im taking that picture with me