Bandits and thieves
They often strike at thee,
But should you be smart
Their bodies will go home in a cart
Evil wizards and mages
Often defeated by sages,
They band together
And they die forever
A man made of muscle and strength
With an axe of absurd length,
Try to match his incredible might
And you’re in for one hell of a fight
Some say that you’re a hero…
Others call you a zero…
Your enemies are far ahead
But they’re all corpses in the end!