Does Church Of Iris Require You To Surgically Remove Your Brain?

This is a stupid as all hell trade into message chain.

As a side note who the hell is saying hallowed = 3 seasonals sunken = 2 seasonals

Anyway, it all started with this god awful trade

(mind you they are in church of iris)
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my first message:

“is your brain screwed on or did you lose it when you joined COI”

the replies:

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“you are offering a single seasonal for a sunken and a stat reset”

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(maybe true? idk tho since they’re in a stupid joke of a clan)

“hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, let’s say that in theory we can figure out that, argumentitavely speaking, begging the question a little, who the heck is giving you this source”

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“like who, little timmy in the COI server?”

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yeah…no, i don’t think that’s a good trade man

Why do people say “your jealous for ___”

Even when I joined COI nothing really changed, not even joining clans.

joining clans mean really nothing unless you want your ego to be boosted or something
still fun to be part of a community though

But yeah I do kinda agree it was a little rude instead of declining and moving on
But from my experience, my brain has been surgically removed and I got a new enhanced one after being free

that trade would be a W… in like 5 years from now

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the worst part is that it’s god damn church of iris, what normal person wants to be in THAT?

I don’t know about the rest of the brain, but I can confirm from stealthy observation they remove the part of the brain responsible for having good taste.

idk man 6003 seems greater than 5738

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from a traders perspective that isn’t all that bad, ofc its not profit atm but its not the worst thing you could get, sunken helmet is worth about 1.5 seasonals and a acrimony is worth about half of a seasonal. So in value terms its worth it, but atm you could still get more just for the acrimony alone because of idiots thinking its worth more than it is

and his comment that halloweds are worth 3 seasonals is idiotic, they’re worth 2 max, and realistically shouldn’t even be worth that.

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Did he really just say that someone would be jealous for not being in a clan in 2023?

Your loss. Acrimonies are getting cheap asl by the day, hope it was worth losing out on that for some slander on a digital forum!!

dude the point is he expects a sunken + some semi useless clover for a single seasonal

Which is big overpay on his side considering that offer could realistically get you a mediocre seasonal at best let alone a hallowed

hallowed = every other seasonal it’s a god damn seasonal why do people value it any more than anything

also while sunkens value has dropped by a fair bit it’s not less than an ugly halloween seasonal value

Yeah ok cool if you’re gonna run with stupid logic like that just to make yourself feel good about “haha look guys this clan is stupid hahaha xd LOLLL” and not actually use any sense I’m done with replying

maybe you’ll get a good offer like that in the future tho :+1:

bro really is still mad about being called a maidy child

me after locating the church of iris headquarters

chaobomb

(this is a joke)

It’s posts like these that make me wish vetex would just wipe halloween seasonals from the game.

Literally, ALL they are, all they EVER will be, and all they ever COULD be at this point. Is just a golden ticket to getting a lost magic/fighting style through the whimsical powers of trading.

Yeah sure, try and say some shit about how much work you grinded for it. I couldnt give two shits.
Every trader deep down knows the halloween event completely fucked the AO trading economy.
There is NO way around it.

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I wanted to trade once.
I wanted an Oathkeeper back in 2020.
I tried to learn the values of items, relying on my Vastira to try and get what I wanted, because I grew tired of grinding the Exiled and didn’t want to dedicate my time to getting a sunken.
However… Minotaur gear just sucks. And they knew that.

i never got it and therefore didn’t touch the marketplace ever again
i also sold 80% of all of my seasonals back in feb/march without thinking lmao

And this here.
This is fucking why I unironically hate trading in this game.

It’s not the fucking grind.
It’s that there’s SO LITTLE shit to grind that’ll be worth it that it just feels pointless.

Then there’s EVERYTHING from the WoM ages being completely untradeable until shit worth their weight comes along (lost spells/techniques, ancient magics, etc)

It just makes things so unfun when all the shit that is top tier trading quality, is shit that wont be obtained for so long.

sometimes i actually tried to trade for some stylish accessories on my alt but even THAT’S hard when you’re level 70
they did NOT want to give me their normal-barely-any-stat-bonus-may-as-well be-vanity-only cape