lava is dry case closed
Oh and for water
WHEN YOU TOUCH WATER, IS IT DRY? NO. THEN WATER IS WET SILLY
The inside of it would be, but the outside would only be if it was a cold cup and it was really humid and the water collected on it
Lava is a liquid which is covered with itself
No, for something to be wet it has to have an acid or water on or in it 
Liquid cannot be covered in itself.
I’d allow you to make the argument that water is oily if it has oil on top of it, because “oily” is just “wet” for oil.
Wet can have different definitions in languages
But yeah imo wet is water or acid, and lava is neither
Also lava would dry up paper, not make it wet. Acid would make the paper soggy before corroding it
Counter argument
That is just water making funny shapes, it is not covered in water, it IS water.
Yeah but in different languages that would not be the word wet
Of course the word wet would be translated too -_-
I copied the wrong image it was supposed to just be ocean idk where it got that image from
Not all meanings are transferred between languages, we are talking about the word wet from the English language right now, yes if the definition was slightly different the answer would be too
“Enough about is water wet”
immediately turns into is water wet discussion
The point is water is literally covered in water, water is watery as much as a mass of sand is sandy because it is sand grains covered by sand grains.
Oily means containing oil, guess what oil contains oil so idk what you are saying here
It is inherently part of the argument if one is true the other is too
Water is watery, but not wet. The ocean is oily because it has oil in and around it.
I’m actually gonna refer to this and stop while I can
that’s like saying a wet towel is just extremely tiny energy levels doing funny shapes
