Epic forum quotables

[Gamehero14]

I suppose that’s what they call karma. Fair enough.

[Raimon]

Empires Update Patch Notes (Discussion Thread)

You fool… I’ve been feeding your eyes false info, that’s an atom from YOUR left buttcheek!

[TheFollest]

You work fast

[StockSounds]

Everybody who does this sort of thing works fast.

[Fainthearted_Jabare]

astralworks IS the owner of ravencrest

[Mr_hyperspace]

@speevie

gen 5 is peak

i cant believe someone said this about newgens, cry react this person

[speevie]

I’ve been betrayed

How could you.

[Zormego]

How many furries are there on the forums (featuring the 500th argument with stocksounds!)

pika pika! translation: my wife and kids left me

[Mr_hyperspace]

AO Hardcore Run: Ascent of the Mighty Commoner

“Own a bronze musket for home defense, since that’s what the arcane fathers intended. Four leaderboard players break into my brig. “What the chaos?” As I grab my sunken armor and tempered bronze musket. Deal 600 damage to the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my bronze flintlock on the second man, miss him entirely because of ping compensation and it nails the level 50 nearby. I have to resort to the archaic ruined mortar mounted at the front of the brig loaded with heavy grapeshot, “Tally …

this is mine but I think it fits here

[Mr_hyperspace]

LiterallyLoki gives you advice!

Alright, you vulgar filth-speaking stain. The audacity you have asking people to use different words to say the same thing is obscene. It may be blunt, but I can’t help but think you’re being crude with your crass short-sighted ill-mannered requests. Its nothing short of insulting and ungracious to ask somebody who kindly decided to share their views with others to mince their words for you for the sake of some half-hearted variety. You couldn’t even have the half-decency to be curt about it…

AO Hardcore Run: Ascent of the Mighty Commoner

I own a Rosen’s Peacemaker for clan hall defense, since that’s what Gunsmith Rosen intended. Four voidwalkers break into my ironclad. “What in Yun’shul’s name?” I say as I grab my Hunter’s Brace and Blazing Rosen’s Peacemaker. Use my crit on the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my Crazy Slots flintlock on the second man, miss him entirely because of 100 ping and it nails the freshie nearby. I have to resort to the massive cannon mounted on the top of Summer Isle loaded with huge cannonball…

Truly, a copypasta odysseywoken

[Mr_hyperspace]

@StockSounds

I want to tap a magical locket full of zeus’s piss

In other news

More lack of context

[yrni0]

@Ellis2k06

its HUGE but idk if im allowed to post it sorry

Saw mr_hyperspace quote it without putting it here, had to do it in his stead.

[fartman1314]

@Ellis2k06

its HUGE but idk if im allowed

shave off context

[anon50803445]

@Ellis2k06

its HUGE

shaving off more context

[fartman1314]

@Ellis2k06

HUGE

YUGE iron mine

[fartman1314]

@westloonlake

do me!

hi westloonlake

[SkyRocket]

@StockSounds

Imagine having a cape attached to your nipple pulled on.

dear lord

[Unlucky]

stocksounds moment

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@yrni0

Saw mr_hyperspace , had to hi t

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@Mr_hyperspace

me a m glazing 64arc.

I sure am g a e

I can do this all day