Epic forum quotables

[Mr_hyperspace]

LiterallyLoki gives you advice!

Alright, you vulgar filth-speaking stain. The audacity you have asking people to use different words to say the same thing is obscene. It may be blunt, but I can’t help but think you’re being crude with your crass short-sighted ill-mannered requests. Its nothing short of insulting and ungracious to ask somebody who kindly decided to share their views with others to mince their words for you for the sake of some half-hearted variety. You couldn’t even have the half-decency to be curt about it…

AO Hardcore Run: Ascent of the Mighty Commoner

I own a Rosen’s Peacemaker for clan hall defense, since that’s what Gunsmith Rosen intended. Four voidwalkers break into my ironclad. “What in Yun’shul’s name?” I say as I grab my Hunter’s Brace and Blazing Rosen’s Peacemaker. Use my crit on the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my Crazy Slots flintlock on the second man, miss him entirely because of 100 ping and it nails the freshie nearby. I have to resort to the massive cannon mounted on the top of Summer Isle loaded with huge cannonball…

Truly, a copypasta odysseywoken

[Mr_hyperspace]

@StockSounds

I want to tap a magical locket full of zeus’s piss

In other news

More lack of context

[yrni0]

@Ellis2k06

its HUGE but idk if im allowed to post it sorry

Saw mr_hyperspace quote it without putting it here, had to do it in his stead.

[fartman1314]

@Ellis2k06

its HUGE but idk if im allowed

shave off context

[anon50803445]

@Ellis2k06

its HUGE

shaving off more context

[fartman1314]

@Ellis2k06

HUGE

YUGE iron mine

[fartman1314]

@westloonlake

do me!

hi westloonlake

[SkyRocket]

@StockSounds

Imagine having a cape attached to your nipple pulled on.

dear lord

[Unlucky]

stocksounds moment

[001]

@yrni0

Saw mr_hyperspace , had to hi t

context obliterated

[001]

@Mr_hyperspace

me a m glazing 64arc.

I sure am g a e

I can do this all day

[001]

@DubiousLittleTyp0

I’ve hanged a person

and more breaking at 6!

[hanmbi]

@001

I canthis a day

youre not the only one

[001]

what does this even mean though

[Gamehero14]

@001

Evelynn is just my broski

@001

who

@001

I can do all day

Okay, I admit the first one was way better.

[001]

@001

Evelynn is m e

I can out-contextremove you

[Unlucky]

@001

I, 001, am in fact the individual known as Rb1.

Damn. That’s crazy.

[Mr_hyperspace]

@Unlucky

My name is Robert Boyle, also know in the forums as rb1, and this is my confession

For the past year and a half i have pretended to be a man called “Unlucky” as a social experiment, and it has turned out the people on the forums are the perfect subjects for the experimental parasite i have created.

At this moment, the forum’s biggest names such as “stocksounds”, “flayire”, “realisticbanana”, “001” and many more have been infected with the rvirus1 and will all melt into a puddle of shitposting permanently attatched to their chairs.

The rbpocalypse has already started.

chat is this real

[hanmbi]

@001

i can edit your messages you

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[DubiousLittleTyp0]

It kind of ruins the point of quotables when you just make up outrageous things people haven’t said