Epic forum quotables

[Mr_hyperspace]

LiterallyLoki gives you advice!

Alright, you vulgar filth-speaking stain. The audacity you have asking people to use different words to say the same thing is obscene. It may be blunt, but I can’t help but think you’re being crude with your crass short-sighted ill-mannered requests. Its nothing short of insulting and ungracious to ask somebody who kindly decided to share their views with others to mince their words for you for the sake of some half-hearted variety. You couldn’t even have the half-decency to be curt about it…

AO Hardcore Run: Ascent of the Mighty Commoner

I own a Rosen’s Peacemaker for clan hall defense, since that’s what Gunsmith Rosen intended. Four voidwalkers break into my ironclad. “What in Yun’shul’s name?” I say as I grab my Hunter’s Brace and Blazing Rosen’s Peacemaker. Use my crit on the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my Crazy Slots flintlock on the second man, miss him entirely because of 100 ping and it nails the freshie nearby. I have to resort to the massive cannon mounted on the top of Summer Isle loaded with huge cannonball…

Truly, a copypasta odysseywoken