Epic forum quotables

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posted this on behalf of the forums party discord this is now a copypasta

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bookmarked for the next one

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I just found this funny

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oh my goodness gracious



If there’s one thing we learned from that discussion, It’s probably

Never let the Forums discuss riddles. It won’t end well.

It hasn’t even ended yet we are too dumb to bring up any good guesses.

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Man.
You’ve made a huge mistake. I am going to find a riddle now.

A riddle from FBI entering test thing:
A man and a woman went to restaurant. Both ordered a glass of water for each other. Since it was a fricking hot evening, in both glasses there was ice. Woman was very anxious so drank the glass of water very fast. The man was calm so he was drinking slowly.
After both returned home, the man texted the woman and said that he feels bad - he had headache, nausea, etc. In the morning he was found dead. The police said that he was poisoned, and that poison was in BOTH glasses of water.
The question:
How the heck did woman survive?

People that drink water fast live longer

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the poison was in the ice cubes btw
(im not smart i have just heard it already)
((knowledge > intelligence))
(((felt like making a 3rd bracket lmao)))

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how.

Since I am a noob in cooking, I just usually mix mushrooms and fish. If I have seasonings - I add seasoning

you can make a pie by throwing in a pumpkin, use two pumpkins and you get a large pie

I prefer 4 sky pumpkins for 140 hunger
If you guys did the farm quest then you can get a ton of them

if you use some rare fish with two sky pumpkins you can get to 198 hunger