Epic forum quotables

[MrYes]

Protection against dark sea STDs

[Retribution]

No sex drive before marriage; unable to have thoughts of infidelity.
In return, bonus Hard enchant when you are married.

[Midnight]

I love this post

For people wondering why PvP is disliked

Your average PVP ganker’s IQ is hovering just about what Frostmill’s local forecast is today. Seriously, though. These idiots wonder why nobody likes them when they say crap like this. Literally flipping children who fully understand that losing isn’t fun, but RK anyways because the concept for basic decency and empathy eludes them.

also this thread reached 1k comments

[fartman1314]

@Midnight

also this thread reached 1k comments

so did the one we’re on bruh

[Midnight]

I meant this thread?

tfym

[fartman1314]

i thought you were saying the thread in the quote

[fartman1314]

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

throw it at a clan member or a leaderboard player for a CRITICAL HIT!
instakill

“random crits are fair and balanced” mfs when they see this

[opticalcord]

@fartman1314

shrimply a krill fishue

I think he means skill issue?

[sock]

it’s a pun

[NickyZ1]

you gotta be squidding me, learn how to understand fish jokes

[Unlucky]

[opticalcord]

I said immortality≠invincibility

[opticalcord]

[Level]

What, it’s true

[opticalcord]

they not gonna die WITHIN your lifetime

[Level]

Ya but they’re still gonna die

[Ultimateblaze75]

I could change that if you want

[fartman1314]

vetardation

[opticalcord]

[Ultimateblaze75]

I’ll take that as a no