FORUM CURSES: Code Smug

I try to find a way to explain it to myself.
@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 15

you can somewhat rationalize what it is, but your lighter’s flimsy flame and small illumination radius might be hiding some details from you.

it seems to be a pile of computer monitors… all leaking a strange black oily ooze that has mixed with prisma.

the monitor pile is making a soft noise reminiscent to a fax machine… and it looks like it’s breathing.

looking downwards at your feet you notice dozens of cords and wires hooked up to the disgusting mass.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

I blow up @DubiousLittleTyp0
@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 1

I roll to fucking kill optical

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 10

ok good enough

sleep with one eye open tonight

I roll to not die from my injuries

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 10

“Hi?” Adam timidly asks the seemingly breathing pile of mush and machines, hoping for it to at the very least be humane.

the mechanical mass doesn’t seem to notice you, perhaps it could be… sleeping?

is this what a prismalgam is…?

You notice something glimmer from the flame in your hand.

something’s inside the mechanical pile.

you can either leave the mass undisturbed, or you can roll to try and reach whatever’s inside the slime…

the orb is the same as the one @Dudeman owns.

what could these be possibly for?

you wonder if you can bring these to an information kiosk for help…

I ignore the teabags and walk back to the lit main area

He decides to leave the mass undisturbed, no way in hell a prismalgam from this facility could be peaceful, if it is a prismagalm that is.

You’re back where you began.

You did not obtain the loot that was inside the mass.

You backtracked to where flare currently is, both of you are near the elevator you came in from.

you can’t help but feel like you’re being watched from the darkness.

Can I follow sock and take the nearest thing I see

sock took the orb I assume, there’s other stuff there of less value if you read the loot obtainable from Rebecca’s desk

(including an employee ID card)

Someone should’ve brought the hammerspace curse for all this looting