i’ll head forward
It’s a somewhat small room with a tiny containment cell, inside the cell is a strange collection of clay structures that resemble crudely formed animals and people.
…doors don’t have hands, so I guess you’re heading to the second one.
inside contains a containment room with what looks like a painting of a woman.
can you guess what you see? (hint: it’s rectangular and you can interact with it it to enter another room)
I lightly poke one of the clay figures.
…nothing happens.
you can hear some light, incomprehensible jibberish in your head.
this room might not be very interesting.
I leave and enter the second rightmost door. (How many doors are there, anyway?)
there’s 7 doors per hallway wall.
that’s a total of 42 doors on this floor
How large is this painting
is it smiling
the painting is too big to carry.
and for some reason, no matter how hard you try not to, you can’t help but feel pity for this woman.
this room might just be a dud with a memetic hazard.
is it smiling?
why is that an important detail
and no, the woman in the painting is not smiling.
in fact, she’s making a facial expression you don’t really know how to describe.
well okay I don’t shoot it then, I’ll move 3.5 rooms up and check what’s there next. Also I kick down the door for cool factor.
these doors are made of solid metal, your leg is now pulsing in extreme agony as consequence for such a dumb idea.
also you are unable to access the 3.5th room (because it doesn’t exist?)
you enter the 4th room.
as it slides open with a mechanical hiss and click, inside lies another containment chamber, this time, it’s an inflatable pool toy sword.
okay but at least I tried
is the sword foam or?
the sword is made of foam. (and rubber for the balloon parts)
for some reason, the containment rooms the unassuming toy is locked behind contains several training dummies.
the dummies look like they’ve seen far better days…
The balloon parts are from typ0
dummies did see better days
flare I’m going to send you immediately to floor 0 with absolutely no resources and a -50% defense penalty if you make another stupid inflation joke
uh okay can I throw my calculator at it
guess I deflated to fall all the way back down to floor 0
you broke your calculator.
dumbass
Can I enter right hallway door 6?