flare has to roll a 1d20 to survive and be teleported with the rest of the group.
if not, he immediately will become [REDACTED]
the threshold for failure: any roll below a 18.
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inside the room contains the UGLIEST looking rebar statue you have ever seen.
who the hell built this???
god damn is it hideous
there’s a little sticker plastered onto it that you can barely read
“this would be your mother”
whoever made this had a sense of humor.
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sorry guys I bursted after I tried to come back up
I go wherever the other people didn’t
you enter a random doorway and find yourself in a containment room with a box filled with what looks like chocolate bars.
“WACKYBARS!!! NOW IN 5 DIFFERENT GOOBERLICIOUS FLAVORS!”
“PRODUCED AND DISTRIBUTED BY THE GLORBHEAD COMPANY”
the color scheme of the box gives you a headache.
into the backpack it goes
I leave and check right hallway room 5.
you know, it might be a good idea to like… I dunno… maybe read why these things are in a containment cell to begin with before just blindly shoving it into a bag?
fine I read before doing so
why are they here?
You enter a upon a room that seems to contain an incredibly weird looking body pillow.
there’s a piece of paper stapled onto it.
“Sashanatashablissymaymeow… you are my princess…”
I launch a rock at the cursed thing.
no u my calculator is heavy so therefore it must be indestructible
My reply is no