…did you read the document?
it doesnt say sucked it says converted
Today, we will witness Dubiouslittletyp0 enter a rage-state, get ready for Canto I final boss of Code Smug.
The dubious distortion
go back to being dead on floor 0 pls 
I can spectate BUDDY.
you can also make a new character if you really want to 
I love gambling, lets make the 1d20 → 1d2000 more interesting
you look into the next room and see a strange item in containment:
it’s a chair with googly eyes all over it
show me the paper info thingy
This one doesn’t seem very important.
it supposedly has the ability to force whoever is sitting on it to suddenly start screaming uncontrollably
as well as a few other things you didn’t pick up on
no, no you don’t.
that thing has a weight class of probably like 11, I’m not gonna let you haul around a creepy chair covered in eyes.
actually on second thought @opticalcord this would be pretty funny for someone to unintentionally sit on.
I’ll let you bring it to the elevator but you can’t use it for any other purpose other than putting it in elevators, or you can haul it around but it will take up ALL of your current space
imo as long as it’s a carrying action, he should be able to
shrimple solution to shrimple problem: if someone is carrying something, at least one of their arms would be occupied with something, limiting their actions but letting them physically move things instead of pocketing it and then pulling it out of another dimension
i hop through the window
NOOOO! that was collectors edition!
urggh… whatever, you enter a containment room to find:
a very, very ripe looking apple, possibly the ripest you’ve ever seen.
can i look around for any notes on it about the room?
i want to inspect the doors
Did anything happen?
leftmost door this is still relevant