FORUM CURSES: Code Smug

Anything at the end of the hall?

There’s nothing much, though there does seem to be a locked door.

trying to open it causes a hologram to appear from the handle:

“DOORWAY REQUIRES CLEARANCE CARD - CUSTODIAN”

“K’NAMI ZHEHOD MODAR’GH - KH’NACHMA”

I wonder what that could be…

I return to the elevator to fetch whoever has the keycards.

warmwater has them, you’ll have to ask him.

(randomness is trying to steal the custodian card though, be careful)

i go forwards

There’s a few more points of interest here

-Another elevator shaft

-a gift shop

-a security looking area

-some kind of statue

i check out the security area

It’s mostly unassuming, except for a funny resignation letter sitting on the chair of what looks to be a desk with monitors connected to the cameras of later floors.

“I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE BRO”

There’s tearmarks on the paper.

The cameras seem to be somewhat operational however…

i want to look through the cameras to see if i can find anything

I take the vision goggles

You find:

-a wandering, unrecognizable humanoid with no arms, clumsily banging around and wailing uncontrollably. FLOOR: 36

-a trail of bodies with a huge pool of blood. FLOOR: 28

-a white void…? someone is waiting for you. FLOOR: ???

-hallways of the research sectors containing pods with what looks to be stuff inside of them floating around in fluids. FLOOR: 40

-a room that is covered head to toe with Spamton related merchandise. FLOOR: 45

-a dark room, that suddenly loses connection when what looks like a giant, glowing humanoid phases through a wall. FLOOR: 30

-a large multi-limbed creature sleeping in what looks to be like a server room. FLOOR: 24

-the. FLOOR: 0

-a bar area presumably for recreational activities. FLOOR 49

Since chek seems to be stuck in offline limbo, I go check out the gift shop.

hi what did I miss what’s going on rn

can i check any recordings to see what happened on floor 28?

It’s a humble little store that seems to sell cheesy merchandise related to the jobs and events here at the facility.

Lots of mugs and Tshirts with random, funny quotes on them in bold black text:

“I SURVIVED THE SUPPRESSION OF '07”

“I PAUSED ARCANE ODYSSEY TO BE HERE”

“BATHROOM? I SURE HOPE SO”

“TABLE FOR TWO?”

You keep looking to find all kinds of weird merch in here, including stuff that doesn’t seem to even originate from earth.

roll a 1d20 to see if you can find a way to playback the recordings.

we’re on floor 50 now and just exploring

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 5

…You sadly can’t seem to figure out what caused the massacre on floor 28 :sweat: