takes after me I see
It’s the curse of launching rocks really fast, not the curse of launching rocks really accurately.
WE ARE REGISTERED AND READY FOR COMPLETION
ALL CURSE USERS:
-SHATTER
-SINGULARITY
-PROTECTION
-PAYOFF
-WHATEVER @Archenhailor WAS
-EXPLOSION
-ACCELERATION CURSE(?)
PREPARE FOR DEBRIEFING, PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE NORTH ENTRANCE GATES FOR CLEARANCE.
Wb me 
oh and you too
-LIFE
BBBZZZRRRPP
good, you made it inside.
Welcome to the lobby, it’s not much, due to obviously not getting many visitors here, but there’s a few things I need you to do to be able to enter the facility.
You all need to go into the receptionist’s room to find an access button underneath the desk, shouldn’t be too hard. While you’re at it, feel free to look around or ask me any questions about what things could possibly await you down below
what items are lying around
There’s surprisingly a lot of leftover things like jackets hanging on coat-racks and half eaten sandwiches laying around, as if whoever was here left in a hurry…
you notice a few odd looking cards that seem to have numbers and titles labelled onto them
“CLEARANCE-REGULAR”
“CLEARANCE-CUSTODIAN”
there’s also a mini fridge in the receptionist area that’s filled with unopened sodas and water bottles
I grab all of it and throw it into my surprisingly large backpack, then put on a jacket with both cards in them. I put the half eaten sandwiches into a separate baggy before putting it in
aaand forums isn’t hiding that text. I’m saving it for later
the lights flicker a bit as the receptionist room and lobby shakes a little, some of the drywall chipping off the ceiling from the unusual disturbance…
BZZZRPP
that can’t be good, you guys should probably start figuring out how to open access to the elevator room beyond the clearance gate, remember, it’s a red button with a label under it that should read something like “access”.
I’d also recommend maybe checking out some of the areas near the receptionist desk, there should be a bathroom if you think there might be of anything of interest in there, as well as a waiting area where they usually have a lost & found bucket
I run into the bathroom to check for the supplies in there
you can probably tell that I’m taking as much shit as possible
there is nothing in the bathroom.
except for a really weird glow behind one of the stalls… it’s hard to describe the color.
the air is fractalizing quietly.
I grab the octarine object and throw it into my special “Pocket for objects that appear to be magical and from discworld as well”
what object? there’s just a weird glowing behind one of the stalls in the bathroom
do you check it out?
I know octarine when I see it. I’m running over there and getting it in my backpack
it’ll all payoff in the end
You open the door and the glow immediately stops.
however, on the toilet seat, there’s what looks like some kind of dusty laptop.
it doesn’t have any branding on it, and when you touch it, it feels a lot colder compared to the rest of the room.
yoink. God know a fucking LAPTOP is possibly one of the best stuff to get here, imagine the information on it man
opening the laptop, it’s powered off.
you press the power butto-
either I just got shocked (glad I got those energy drinks for some healing!) or I just got drugged